….and that’s why I advocate the use of “butt butter” around this area…
No, no. That’s where I keep my drugs. The shriveled nuts leave lots of storage room!
“Do you see the angle?” “Ziss is very important to the ladies”
I shall call it “mini-me”
rub here until my genie pops up
The side effect of these bovine hormones is that I am now hung like a horse….Works for me!
Yeah, I’m post op now. Doc gave me some sweet junk!
I am, how you say, ze baller?
first I touch it, then you touch it. We have fun, no?
Lather, rinse; repeat.
Say hello to my “little domestique!”
my monthly visitor gives me cramps here but Midol makes it all go away!
How YOU doin?
i prefer to tuck it this way…
Whenna my caulk hitsa you eye like a bigga sausage pie…dat’s amorrre’
…oh, she’s a good, eh ???…nothin’ but a soap n’ a water…she just a wash it a really, really hard & a fast…santa madre…& the team, they a pay for this !!!…
trying to get the wiener back to life.
She told me to shave mine, I told her to shave her’s first. Now we’re barely friends.
So then I says to Zabriskie, “Yo Dave, how about DZ Nuts?!”
yeah, I didn’t win but my schlong is still HUGE.
my kidney stones have me moist.
“My hovercraft is full of eels.”
If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. “Oh… Oh… Oh!” You know what I’m talkin’ about. “Oh!”
…so after i put the thermometer up there it broke off and there’s still a large piece inside.
….and that’s why I advocate the use of “butt butter” around this area…
No, no. That’s where I keep my drugs. The shriveled nuts leave lots of storage room!
“Do you see the angle?” “Ziss is very important to the ladies”
I shall call it “mini-me”
rub here until my genie pops up
The side effect of these bovine hormones is that I am now hung like a horse….Works for me!
Yeah, I’m post op now. Doc gave me some sweet junk!
I am, how you say, ze baller?
first I touch it, then you touch it. We have fun, no?
Lather, rinse; repeat.
Say hello to my “little domestique!”
my monthly visitor gives me cramps here but Midol makes it all go away!
How YOU doin?
i prefer to tuck it this way…
Whenna my caulk hitsa you eye like a bigga sausage pie…dat’s amorrre’
…oh, she’s a good, eh ???…nothin’ but a soap n’ a water…she just a wash it a really, really hard & a fast…santa madre…& the team, they a pay for this !!!…
trying to get the wiener back to life.
She told me to shave mine, I told her to shave her’s first. Now we’re barely friends.
So then I says to Zabriskie, “Yo Dave, how about DZ Nuts?!”
yeah, I didn’t win but my schlong is still HUGE.
my kidney stones have me moist.
“My hovercraft is full of eels.”
If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. “Oh… Oh… Oh!” You know what I’m talkin’ about. “Oh!”
…so after i put the thermometer up there it broke off and there’s still a large piece inside.