About big jonny
The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure.
Flagstaff, Arizona, USA
Pray for PBR and ye shall receive.
Listen up, mountain bikers: you need to start wearing your “hydration systems” backwards, on your chest. Frank Schleck got popped for doing it in the Criterium Intl. TT— they claim he made up 2 seconds per kilometer. Think about it— that would have put The Gnomer on the podium at SBFL.
oh, and if it EVER STOPS FUCKING RAINING, I might go ride my bike. I have approximately zero miles this year and it’s pissing me off. (On the up side, I have about fifty-five ski days in this season.)
Who the fuck prays for hipster piss water?
I Pabst-ize you in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Distilled Spirits, Amen.
See 4th Ave, SoDo Seattle. God handing man PBR mural. Wish I took a shot of that. Damn.
This or this
pabst-church…they both suck?
i will always like PBR, no matter how hip it gets. it’s what the old man drank and subsequently, the first suds i slurped.
unfortunately however, rogbie’s “this” guy on the left isn’t wearing any pants for all we know…
there’s more than one way to earn that blue ribbon i suppose…
“no my child. A double fist hand job looks more like this.”
PBR works pretty well as a drivetrain cleaner, at least compared to anything else I had handy during the 8hr MTB race last weekend.
jesus christ, catholics suck at photoshop.
… and from this PBR I shall make Holy skunked beer w/ which to exorcise your Hipster Demons…
Please Lord, turn this into something drinkable.
“the new hipster gang tattoo” PBR and stupidity fo Life.