Our man is busted up.

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Far East DC Correspondent (sure, why not?) Response is busted up. Seems he’s trying to sort out a ride appropriate to his present level of health and wellness.

From: Response
Subject: the best that I deserve?

Them is fighting words!!

Well, i am a fuck up with a broken hand who can’t ride. Maybe I dont deserve better…

Note the bubble wrap. A touch of class, no?
Note the bubble wrap. A touch of class, no?
One man's trash is another man's treasure. Or, so they tell me.
One man's trash is another man's treasure. Or, so they tell me.

A follow up email:

I’d laugh to see your 5 foot 17 inch ass on that folding (collapsing) bike.

Only 10 more days, i get my right hand back.

Joy

Best of luck with that recovery, my man. And, best of luck with that bike as well.

About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA