About big jonny
The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure.
Flagstaff, Arizona, USA
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…where in the Mission was this taken??
BNL “…..but not a real green dress. That’s cruel.”
Oops I forgot to shave today!!
Law School has taken Jonny completely around the bend!
…the red shoes are a nice touch…quite elegant, creating a stylish juxtaposition of contrasts what w/ the green patterning of the dress & the black bike…shame we can’t see his bonnet…
…word of advice though…dude, lose the watch…it adds a manly quality…
…just sayin’…
Don’t quit you day job Mordorf.
Makes me miss the Jenna Jameson links. Almost.
“Big Jonny, the pre-law school years” or “Dude, you like totally cut me off” or “Dirty don’t need no stinkin’ g’rilla suit”
judging by his tattoos, Jesus went to China after he was resurrected? Not too much saving people stuff going on any more, but enough for the metal halo.
bob roll’s most recent head injury is truly the ‘straw that broke the camels back’
Uh oh, Judi has been taking the testosterone to make her a faster racer.
It looks like Ted Kaczynski dressed as a women to break out of jail.
Oh my! This must be the zig zag man’s doppelganger — zig zag woman!
I wanna slap Judi’s ass …..
The Dude rides.
charlie manson celebrates parole release……..wheeeee!
after a couple hard months of meth use and no contact with the outside world, Husky Midget makes a triumphant return!
he looks like my old speed dealer that hung out on the civic center in SF….
p.s. what the fuck does this post have to do with my ass?
SWEET JESUS!
bicycle not included.
hey big johnny, time to go home pal, its been a long night.
3 speed.
Dad?? no wait…mom??
Now that’s DIRTY!
Sex and the City 3.
The latest in hipster trends; your sister’s jeans are so 2009. In 2010 it’s all about mom’s dresses.
“dude! I just fucked your mom!!!”
Ahhh.. Another ringer for our team!
What the? That NAIR shit does not work!
One in the stink, two in the… AAHHHH!!!!
Snake Hawk’s daddy returns in style!
Lets keep the saddle a mystery
Paul, we break away from our current race coverage to bring you highlights from last month’s San Francisco critical mass ride. That’s right Phil, we see here…
Crazytown CycleChic
Hey, this is in Madison…and that guy looks familiar…scary
“Carnies Gone Wild”
…the flashy plaid suits were one thing gary fishet but this is just over the fucking top…
Wow! The first known photo of Bikesnobnyc!
How in the fuck did you get a photo that I took?
I took that photo. How did it end up here?
Hum, stolen from Facebook maybe?
Tim. It came in an email chain from some old friends of Andy…too good of a photo not to submit for potential posting. Halloween, I am told. Hellbelly
first time i’ve ever seen him out of the dirty white shirt, dirty white pants, and skinny tie. might just be an improvement. hi Andy!
It’s a Halloween tradition and he’s very serious. No grown man can walk (or bike!) as well in heels. No one takes such care to select the perfect outfit at the used clothing store (Ragstock) on State Street. He didn’t feel like dressing up for a couple of Halloweens, and we all missed it!
…to answer your earlier question Ralphia Bendix is hiding an equally old and abused Cinelli Unicantor saddle.