About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

14 thoughts on “Happy Friday

  1. Dude – your flippin off the yellow short bus. Makin fun of the tards inside just aint right.
    Every time I see a yellow hummer I think of a short bus. Everytime I see a hummer of any color I think there is something missing or inadequate on the part of the owner.

  2. That really hits home with me. I like to call that the Hummer Salute.

    A couple years back it seemed like every rich suburbanite in my area was getting a hummer. That was around the time Katrina hit which caused some short term gas shortages in the area. Somewhere around that time I started flipping off every Hummer I saw. Not always a blatant, in your face FUCK YOU, sometimes just a pussy finger flash, like I could have been picking my nose or something…but to this day I still make an effort to flip off hummers when I see them. Just a Quixotic gesture at best, but it became a little way for me to vent my frustration at what seemed like the epitomy of waste.
    Maybe I am missing something though, since some of those golf bags I saw guys lugging around did look pretty big. Perfect for their khaki-clad fat asses.

  3. The other day I saw one with a peace symbol and “co-exist” bumper stickers on it. What a fucking oxymoron! The only people that drive big SUV’s are women and men with inferiority complexes!!!

  4. I was thinking, now that gas has stabilized, maybe I can capitalize and market Bradley Fighting Vehicles as the next big thing in ridiculous transportation. Make your neighbor’s Hummer look like the Strawberry Shortcake-mobile when you roll up on the scene at the local supermarket or country club in one of these:


    Just have to figure out a way to get around any laws regarding public roads and vehicles with continuous tracking…

  5. How about you simply laugh at the idiot driving that Hummer and refrain from the dangerous act of taking a picture while driving?

  6. perhaps the funniest part of that video clip Mikey posted was the ad that popped up on the bottom, an ad for buying a “Used Hummer at Carmax”.

    I thought it was a joke at first but it actually appears to be a real ad.

  7. Holy shit, Brian, great link. When I mentioned the Hummer Salute earlier I thought I was just being clever…looks like someone is cleverer and more industrious than me. That is great, thanks!

  8. “I thought it was a joke at first but it actually appears to be a real ad.”

    pirata— Truth is stranger than fiction. You can’t make this shit up.