Handing out hipster douchebag points like breath mints

Posted on September 28, 2009 by big jonny

From: Chris
just saw a pic of myself representin’ DC over on bikesnob
bikesnobnyc.blogspot.com

how many hipster points does that score me?

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Combined with the fact that you’re drinking beer in that pic, I think you just maxed the DC hipster meter. And I didn’t even know we had one of those things. Gnome must’ve installed it with the last WordPress update. I thought we were the opposite of hip around here.

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Well, played sir. Well played, indeed.

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8 Replies to “Handing out hipster douchebag points like breath mints”

reverend dick on September 28, 2009 at 9:13 am said:

Hey Asshole,

You owe me some pictures I believe.
yourbig.ru on September 28, 2009 at 9:49 am said:

How does donating money to a foster home help them?
bobejin on September 28, 2009 at 10:40 am said:

AZ/DC tshirt,beer and a fistfull of DC stickers! those earn him the award of “the most intresting hipster in the world”!

chris where’s the pic of the DC sticker on the leadout van??????
uglyyeti on September 28, 2009 at 11:28 am said:

I’m in PHX for 2 nights this week for a trade show – first time I’ll ever make it beyond the US Airways concourse and see some city at street level. What are the must-do restaurants/watering holes?
chris on September 28, 2009 at 11:43 am said:

Boulders On Broadway. Braodway and rosevelt in tempe. about 5 mis from the airport. indoor bike parking and 25 beers on tap.
and reverend: i will send those pics out some time today…calm down asshole
bikesgonewild on September 28, 2009 at 1:00 pm said:

…sheesh, let’s have a little respect guys !!!…

…‘mr asshole’ would be nice for a change…
Dirty on October 1, 2009 at 10:46 am said:

Wasn’t that moments before your epic nap in the park?
dave on October 1, 2009 at 3:55 pm said:

“Epic nap”. Conjures up images of full tummies on a Sunday afternoon. And football. Mmmm, football. Dang, I love me some autumn.