Pineapple update

Tubs ‘o fun texted me about his “race” weekend a 4:45pm yesterday, nearly five hours into the event.

From: Pineapple
7 beers 3 shots of plink no riding

Let the good times roll. Or, in your case, sit. Still, pretty good work for five hours of hanging out in the desert. Two drinks an hour over five hours sounds easy till you try it. And then, you must realize our boy Pineapple can maintain that workload for hours. You just can’t do that kind of effort without a good, solid base. I can tell he didn’t slack off over the holidays, like a lot of the pretenders out there did.

Another message came in this morning. No text. The photo says it all: Glory.

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Looks like someone put in some work late night. Good on ya.

I wonder what the Gnome is doing right now…

About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

10 Replies to “Pineapple update”

  1. Er, I meant what’s it called. Not “Plink” but “Pelinko…”. So I can go buy a bottle.

  2. Plink can be had all over NE US, or where there’s a large Eastern European population nearby.

  3. By the way, I like Schlibovitz, not Pelinkovich.
    Can you catch the movie reference?

  4. I was there to abide.

    I pulled one lap on Saturday, just to see what the course was like. I never touched the bike again after that. The place was a zoo full of fun. It was too cold too. And the beer, just right.