Pineapple Express

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So I get this text today from out boy Pineapple about the coming weekend and the fact I am not going to be among those in attendance at the Twenty Four Hours in the Old Pueblo.

Something else you’re going to miss… my bitchen mustache

And then, a few minutes later, I get this photo:

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I just threw up in my mouth a little.

About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

7 Replies to “Pineapple Express”

  2. Hmmmmmm.

    The mustache doesn’t bother me so much as the glasses and the total lack of a chin.

    So….contacts and a full beard seem in order.

  4. With a moustache like that he needs to keep heading south, to Tombstone.

    Or maybe Old Tucson.

    Isn’t the joker-stache like, so yesterday anyway?

    I think it is time for a new cycling hair fashion. Maybe someone can bring back the rat tail? I think we have almost exhausted all of the facial hair options. Or Maybe the Fu-Manchu look?

  6. I for one like the aero advantage of the “Van Dyke”…

    As seen here…
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/amgentourofcalifornia/2276547652/

    And here…
    http://images.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://mos.bikeradar.com/images/news/2008/07/16/79950867-280-75.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.bikeradar.com/news/article/interview-dave-zabriskie-17557&usg=__fjTjlCVFHhmX3I37jrdAHnAvRFE=&h=184&w=280&sz=9&hl=en&start=1&tbnid=FzSKXOmzQFc1jM:&tbnh=75&tbnw=114&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddave%2Bzabriskie%2Bvan%2Bdyke%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DG