The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure.
Flagstaff, Arizona, USA
First outta the gate!
TOP PODIUM SPOT, KIDS!
Super man Yo-yo!
WFO baby!
Levi!
fail
C’here, hold mah beer and watch this!
Dew This!
***Attention, this is your Brain!
***Rider/Bike interface has failed!
***Begining system shutdown!
***Have a nice day!
ahhhh, life as a 1L. Despair, depression, confusion, and not enough free time to drink you worries away.
THIS is gonna hurt.