About big jonny
The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure.
Flagstaff, Arizona, USA
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What the hell is that thing in her thought bubble?
Viva la difference!
Her: Teehee hes got a big nut sack
Him: Damn thats one hell of a camel toe baby
Combined, they love ass.
Nothing wrong with that.
Her: He is majestic, the winds fill my sails. He is so interesing, so kind, his passion for bikes is noble when so many of my ex-boyfriends only cared about beer and PlayStation.
Him: Kind of bummed about Sella. At least I’m about to get laid!
Her: I love you…..
Him: Im going to split that ass like a peach.
“Like a Peach”
She: thinking to herself – I know what I want out of this relationship, love – but I sense his priorities are upside down.
He: thinking to himself – I know what I want out of this relationship, sex – but I sense her priorities are upside down.
Snake and TC share the podium.
How am I gonna tell her I am interested in her brother.
” PW ” BROS before ho’s
Her : I’m gonna play this slow so I can strip all his power and money then ruin his life ! Him : I’m gonna tear up that ass !