If only

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If only

There is nothing
else to do
other than
stay up late
drinking beer
and listening
to music.

Work will come
with the morning
as it always
has.

I will say yes
to men I do not care about.
And I will be paid
to do it.

What I want to do
is put drop bars
on my geared
twenty-niner
and tear the
gears
right
off
her.

I know
that she will
love me more for it
if
I only had
the brake levers
to finish the job.

About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

7 Replies to “If only”

  5. Heeey that’s perrty funny, cuz i just got my niner running after last fall when i had drop bars on ‘er and snapped pretty much clear through the top tube.. I’ll tell ya, when you look through a crack around 80 % of your 853 top tube, it kind of gives you a scary conception of just how thin that steel is.. aanyway just got done switching the 25 c’s onto said niner, and pretty much am gonna put that drop bar back on.. probably with aero bars.. and since i’m 26 and better not not stomp it.. ride from coast to coast after sswc.. sheeet. tomorrow we’ll just ride to camp via the liquor store..

  6. Listen to Slappy cousin…”Ride to camp via the liquor store”.It don’t matter what rig ya run neither.A baby carrier,missus Jonny and a small friendly campfire.Shit man,domestic tranquility.Or all yer dirtbag cronies…hehehe.Tomorrow is time to think of those dicks ya gotta suck…

  7. straight bars, road stem.. fo me. drops got old. i feel young again
    LOL, well drops for my non real road bike. still got drops on my
    road ho-