About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

53 Replies to “Caption This”

  1. Over there… If you can ride with me that far, you can take me with your purple strap-on.

    OK… wait… We just CAME from over there… !


  2. I lost my virginity to my wife right over there.

    Hey I lost my viriginity to your wife just down the trail right over there.

  3. I think Big Jonny’s fat ass is over there.

    Over there?

    Well, he sure as hell isn’t in front of us, lazy bastard.

    Are we going to wait for him.

    Sure, how about a gnap?

  4. “I have my still set up over there”.

    “There’s where I buried my last boyfriend”

  5. …ok, ok, just shoot the fucking picture but i still think this sucks for a big jonny ‘caption this’ photo !!!…

  6. Ha, those are the hairiest forearms ever! And a ginger to boot! If I were a chick I would point and laugh too.

  7. Last fucking chance short bus. If we don’t find civilization over that hill, I’m gonna shoot your balls off.

  8. It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions only because guys drive 80% of the time

  9. “Hey Look! There go the next 8 months of snakehawk’s salary!!! That dumbass shoulda had more taxes withheld!”

  10. “Then, when we get up to the trail, we turn left at that tree right there.”

    “Which one? That one?”

    “No, no, no. THAT one.”

    “Oh, THAT one?”

    “No! That one! Right THERE!”

    “That one? To the left of the rock?”

    “NO, goddammit! THAT one. There. Right fuckin’ there!”


  11. “Thats where the taliban are..”

    “No honey…they are in that cave over there…”

  12. Wow! Do you see those idiots I am pointing at?
    That giant ‘Caption This’ is way easier than actually posting stuff.

  13. I thought you said that was that the last climb outta here??….

    No it is that one…i think…Duuude, you knew that I am a stoner

  14. When Jesus comes we’ll feel stupid for not having cut down all of those trees and sold them to China.