Ol’ Dirty Bastard

Posted on March 24, 2008 by big jonny

I’ve got little else to share at the moment being sick and all. Big Gay Randy asked me how I’m always sick; I told him I got a kid in day care. Shit happens.

About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

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9 Replies to “Ol’ Dirty Bastard”

bikesgonewild on March 24, 2008 at 7:44 pm said:

…sheesh, even the people who “don’t get sick” got sick this year…

…there are even conspiracy theorists about this round…hey, don’t ask me to spread stories i don’t believe…

…anyway big jonny, feel mo’ betta, you ol’ dirty bastard…
Joe on March 25, 2008 at 12:37 am said:

I’ve been sick for 2 weeks, I just said f-it im riding and hackin
this shit out in Pouring rain. LOL I never get sick also. But if
you have kids it happens..

ODB man RIP ni*!
Karin on March 25, 2008 at 6:24 am said:

I hate colds/flu in the spring.
Hope you get better soon.
Rex on March 25, 2008 at 6:27 am said:

I feel your pain with kids in day care and getting sick.
been there, done that.
Yeah, it sux!!!
-dan on March 25, 2008 at 7:29 am said:

uh…I think ODB has something in his teeth.
seattle m&m on March 25, 2008 at 10:57 am said:

I got the flu twice this year, missed about a month of riding. I suspect agents of the secret government wiped lab-developed flu snot on my bar tape as part of the world wide anti cycle commuting conspiracy. Or, could be because I’ve got a kid in daycare, too, which means this was part of the world wide conspiracy to conduct virus experiments on children. My pet conspiracy du jour? Flu shots actually cause more flu than they prevent. My basis for believing this? It just feels right when I say it.
Heckler on March 25, 2008 at 12:35 pm said:

Children (and I love ’em in a non 25 to life way) in day care/ elementary school at this time of year are just highly virulent two-legged pathogens. They should be segregated from all seemingly healthy adults ASAP until proven plague free. Nothing will knock your “robust immune system” ass flat faster than a sniffling child.
sommerfliesby on March 25, 2008 at 1:24 pm said:

I had it as well…two weeks ago and I’m just starting to feel alright. Knocked me on my ass for like four days. Get well soon.
bg_cyclist on March 25, 2008 at 10:42 pm said:

I look after 70 kids daily after school and I only had a cold for a couple of weeks. I must have some hellacious immunity’s built up, I’m more worried about catchin lice or fuckin pink eye than some airborne pathogen getting me down.

If some kid did make me sick, I’d probably demand a 3 page apology letter from that little shit!

Throw in a screwdriver or two a day to get that vitamin C