Caption This – The Husky Midget

Posted on January 22, 2008 by big jonny

Ladies and Gentlemen, it is my distinct pleasure to introduce to you, in all his glory, the Husky Midget.

And yes, he actually rode multiple laps at the 24 Hours in the Old Pueblo dressed like that.

About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

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30 Replies to “Caption This – The Husky Midget”

trib01 on January 22, 2008 at 9:53 am said:

Free moustache rides!!
big jonny on January 22, 2008 at 10:05 am said:

Three words: Gay, Bi & Curious!
ToneBone on January 22, 2008 at 10:37 am said:

The Marlboro Kid got nuthin’ on me!
jesus christo on January 22, 2008 at 10:39 am said:

oh what the fuck is that. Can you say confused as to which he is a. saddle bandit
b. ass cowboy
c. drunk and wondering who the fuck dressed him that morning
pirata on January 22, 2008 at 10:39 am said:

One sure sign it is time to get the fuck outta Dodge.
trib01 on January 22, 2008 at 12:18 pm said:

Ummmm….I’m here for the gangbang.
dd on January 22, 2008 at 12:19 pm said:

I make this forester look like an expidition.
TC on January 22, 2008 at 12:31 pm said:

In a world desperately in need of superheroes its Mustache Man. Here he is holding back a SUV from rolling over a litter of Possums.
bikesgonewild on January 22, 2008 at 1:02 pm said:

…”this sure seemed like a good idea when i left the house this morning”…
John on January 22, 2008 at 1:09 pm said:

Not that there’s anything wrong with this, right?
dd on January 22, 2008 at 1:52 pm said:

hears one for you floyd hater’s. “You hear my cousin floyd won that here tour de france”
DrunkenBiker on January 22, 2008 at 1:59 pm said:

I can’t come up with a decent caption.

The theme song from Deliverance is clouding my thinking.
Fitty on January 22, 2008 at 3:33 pm said:

“Hey, where did the rest of the Village People go?”
Joe on January 22, 2008 at 4:36 pm said:

The Y in MCA.. sweet tights foo.
fritzaholic on January 22, 2008 at 5:31 pm said:

Look close, I swear I’ve got a dick, but you’ve gotta look REEAAAL close.
Skidmark on January 22, 2008 at 6:34 pm said:

Star of “Broke Bike Mountain”?
bikesgonewild on January 22, 2008 at 7:09 pm said:

…skids…you are either scarily prescient, or you caught the news today…

…heath ledger takes the big sleep w/ pill assist…
Mikey on January 22, 2008 at 7:33 pm said:

Mi cajones muy caliente. Ay caramba. Should have worn the chamois.

Mikey
nik on January 22, 2008 at 7:47 pm said:

” Yes I am as Stupid as I look “
Gnome on January 22, 2008 at 8:07 pm said:

Read me a poem.
Humpty on January 22, 2008 at 8:44 pm said:

Husky Midget is my favorite porn site…..
the pineapple on January 22, 2008 at 8:50 pm said:

“chuck norris can lick my balls. seriously, he can.”
cwbyker on January 22, 2008 at 9:41 pm said:

“Can anyone see my camel toe?”
Buck on January 23, 2008 at 7:50 am said:

Hey, after I get drunk what should I climb and fall off of?

How ’bout a balcony?

Bet I can break something.

Beer me! I’m goin in.
Gitty on January 23, 2008 at 8:03 am said:

“You all got it wrong, I am wearing these tights because I just had a sex change and these hold all the JUNK together.
It sure feels good to stretch my new lips.”
dan on January 23, 2008 at 8:37 am said:

Acceptance.
Husky Midget on January 23, 2008 at 9:44 am said:

I’ll be wearing half as much, and signing autographs on 2-16-08. Keep yer womenfolk, SUV’s and beer on the lockdown. This little race course aint big enough for all of us. Free beer to anyone who saw me barf up beef sticks and hot sauce last year during all the “racing” we all did. PS. That’s not my SUV, I get carted around in the back of a limo while using my laptop – just like ?????.
Skippy on January 23, 2008 at 1:33 pm said:

“It’s fun to stay at the YMCA!”
S.Hawk on January 23, 2008 at 3:02 pm said:

This ain’t 24 hours of Astroglide? Huh. Wull. Huh.
Munky on January 25, 2008 at 5:00 pm said:

Grand marshal Husky midget of the first annual Pay n Take gay Policemans charity ride to benefit testicular atrophy.