100% not cool

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Warren John Wilson, 52, faces a single felony count of vandalism, police Sgt. Linda King said Friday.

King said nearly 50 holes measuring about 1 foot by 2 feet (30 centimeters by 60 centimeters) have been found since June along a trail at Laguna Lake Park, and in some cases attempts had been made to hide them from cyclists. She said some riders went over their handlebars after hitting the holes, but none reported major injuries.

Detectives watching the trails questioned Wilson, who said he had nearly been run over by a mountain bike rider and began digging the holes in retaliation, King said. Source: www.foxnews.com

Warren John Wilson, you can kiss my ass.

About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

5 Replies to “100% not cool”

  1. How about assault charges for this moron’s mantraps? They were intended to cause harm to trail users that he objected to, and they worked, so why not charge appropriately? Is it because the only people harmed were bicyclists and bicyclists are bad people otherwise they would be driving SUVs.

    Opus

  2. He’d be facing a single count of a serious beatdown if he’d been caught in the act by a lot of riders I know, including myself.

  3. Ya know. It reminds me of this little diddy.

    Supposed to be funny.
    Me?
    I’d kill a mutherfucker!!!
    Same as putting holes in a trail.
    Dead…

  4. OK. The link didn’t work.
    Just youtube “bicycle trail trap”.
    See the first hit that comes up.
    German water trap.