Another servant leaves the flock.

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From 40-29 TV :

CENTERTON, Ark. — The mayor of an Arkansas town resigned on Wednesday, claiming he was abducted and brainwashed by Satan worshippers nearly three decades ago.

Centerton Mayor Ken Williams said he has been living under an assumed name for nearly 30 years. He had been mayor since 2001.Williams told authorities he was born Don LaRose and that in the mid-1970s, he was a preacher in Indiana. He said he was abducted and brainwashed into forgetting all about his life as Don LaRose.

Dear lord. Maybe the jackass was just an alcoholic, and the Father-in-law didn’t want to put up with his shenanigans. Maybe he was a jesus-freak who molested little boys. Maybe he just wanted to leave and it took him 30 years to come up with an excuse as to why.

But abducted and brainwashed by satan-worshippers??? Puh-leeeze.

—bikepunk

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5 Replies to “Another servant leaves the flock.”

  2. Yeah,me too.I was kidnapped by Satan worshippers.Best thing that ever happened to me.Broke my heart when they threw me out though.Fucking pussies said I was a bad influence…

  4. Where can I get a link to this story? I have another web site devoted to religious freedom and “Satanic Panic” hysteria that this would be perfect for.

    Are you sure this isn’t a hoax?

    Opus