Trucks and boners

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I walk in and yell, “More towing capacity than any other truck in it’s class!”

My wife looks at me, “How did you know it was that commercial?”

“It’s always that commercial. This is Monday Night Football, right?”

She nods and says, “Oh, that and the ones about old guys getting boners. It’s all trucks and boners.”

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About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

19 Replies to “Trucks and boners”

  1. that’s the guy from dirty jobs. did you ever think of inviting him to work at DC for a while?

  2. Talk bout dopin…football is the number 1 dopin sport out there. Most of those guys are so hopped up on pain killers and god knows what, they could not get a boner if they tried. That is why they advertise the boners so much. :)

  3. …you be sure & tell the little woman that when you get to be an old guy like me, that yer boner will still have great towing & hauling capacity…

    …’case she starts wonderin’, i’m just sayin’…

  4. Buy nothing day ??

    Good Gawd….liberals get more and more irrelevant with each passing day.

    Religious wars, famine, genocide, etc, etc, etc and the best these nit-wits can come up with is a hatred for capitalism.

    The Dem Party should have a giant garage sale and close the fuck down.

  5. The dream is still alive
    Some day it will come true
    For guys who can’t get hard
    Guys like me and you
    So let the voice of wieners
    Sing out through this land
    These are our bonerrrrrssss…

  6. Buy Nothing Day? Our economy is consumer based. If we buy nothing, and encourage all of America to buy nothing, our market will slow even further than it has in the last few months. If you don’t have a penny invested anywhere, Buy Nothing Day sounds great….If you are like most working Americans with a 401k, 529B for the kids, or just trying to make it some day….Buy nothing day is the most retarded thing you have ever heard of!! If you don’t want to buy anything, stay home and heat your left over frank and beans over a Sterno, But spreading your crazy propoganda just fucks it up for the rest of us. Happy Thanksgiving FuckTard

  7. Considering I’ll be working retail on “buy nothing day”, I’m really not that stoked. I’d rather be home drinking with friends and family than standing around waiting for customers that will never come.

    Is this like Boxing Day up north? You know, dumb, Canadian and gay?

    Did I just repeat myself?

  8. …hey, i was born in canada so fuck you, EH !…i hope ya puke in yer toque & oh, ya, i apologize for swearing…