A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years.
She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr.Chang.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, “OK, take off all your crose.”
The woman did as she was told.
“Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.”
Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said, “OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.”
As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. “Your probrem vewy bad.
You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.”
The woman asked anxiously, “Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?”
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, “Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass.”
Etymologicallly curiousity leads me to guess that the word “Holla” is derived from the Portugese-Mexican word Hola…ain’t?
I still love that joke.
I know I shouldn’t be laughing, but damn, that shit is funny Big Jonny. Hell, that Doctor could have been my uglier-than-homemade-sin cousin.
I wish I could honestly say “Groan” but I’m still laughing.
I didn’t know there was anything as store bought sin, I thought it was all homemade.
Opus
Your arms look Ed Zachary like your nuts.
…FREE BEER for a month, john…
It could have been factory-made sin, but enough about Britney.
…FREE BEER for a month, john…
Righty-o then. You can forward the down payment on my tab to the Horse Brass Pub here in Beervana.
Dr Chang PHA QUE