About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

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  1. I think if we would have put hamfist on that rig at the state RR last weekend, J.R. might have had a slim chance of beating hammie in the 2 up sprint.


    Thus spake Zarathustra.
    18. Old and Young Women

    WHY stealest thou along so furtively in the twilight, Zarathustra?
    And what hidest thou so carefully under thy mantle?
    Is it a treasure that hath been given thee? Or a child that hath
    been born thee? Or goest thou thyself on a thief’s errand, thou friend
    of the evil?-
    Verily, my brother, said Zarathustra, it is a treasure that hath
    been given me: it is a little truth which I carry.
    But it is naughty, like a young child; and if I hold not its
    mouth, it screameth too loudly.
    As I went on my way alone today, at the hour when the sun declineth,
    there met me an old woman, and she spake thus unto my soul:
    “Much hath Zarathustra spoken also to us women, but never spake he
    unto us concerning woman.”
    And I answered her: “Concerning woman, one should only talk unto
    “Talk also unto me of woman,” said she; “I am old enough to forget
    it presently.”
    And I obliged the old woman and spake thus unto her:
    Everything in woman is a riddle, and everything in woman hath one
    solution- it is called pregnancy.
    Man is for woman a means: the purpose is always the child. But
    what is woman for man?
    Two different things wanteth the true man: danger and diversion.
    Therefore wanteth he woman, as the most dangerous plaything.
    Man shall be trained for war, and woman for the recreation of the
    warrior: all else is folly.


  3. …i feel so shallow when i see a paean that is ripped from the depths of some guy who looked at a picture of a chick on a lawnmower bike…