Who is Big Jonny?

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Everyone wants me to bring back the porn. I hear it all the time. Even today, I get this:


Because of that news story, I am no longer taking text messages…

But, that Miami bullshit aside, I am pleased to tell you I’ve got www.drunkcyclistporn.com running full steam. Get your porn fix there and stop bothering me with this shit.

Now if I can just get these serial killa sons a bitche’s off my nuts…

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About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

14 Replies to “Who is Big Jonny?”

  1. …i’m sure i speak for a lotta people when i say i’m fucking stunned, if this is for real, Jon, & i can’t imagine you’d joke about something of this nature.

    I’m not very compu-savvy & even i figured out that drunkcyclist.com/archives brought all the old porn back.
    (not that i’d care about that or, ah, you know, like go looking for it for anything other than, ah, ‘research’ purposes, you understand.)

    I may jest, but you gotta know, you gotta lotta folks that care about yer “pear shaped ass”, to quote, well, you.
    So, do what’s necessary, cuz you are cool like that.

  2. …you fuck, i hope you get a big, nasty cramp next time you ride, like maybe in yer serial killer, sons a bitchin’ nut sack.

    …cheers, bucko !

  3. It’s all about the quality, dude.
    First rate editorial content, that what keeps me coming back to DC.
    and titties, of course.
    In a better universe there would be more fetish sites for..
    bike porn.
    (look at that azz on that steel custom with all that campy…wough!)

  4. Aaahahahhahha! That was awesome! Some of the funniest shit I’ve seen in ages!! Thanks for setting up DC Pron Jonny! Woota!!

  5. Jeez, Dudes. It’s like you’re all saying “Hey Jonny, Guess what? I ALWAYS think of you right before I rough up the suspect, and I can’t handle my meat with out first checking in with you. Masturbation has been so weird without you, Big Jonny.”

  6. Halleluja! Its the second cumming….www.drunkcyclistporn.com

    Admitting I wasnt aware of it, but I for one am glad its back.

  7. The best part about the serial killer clip is the ad on the right side of the page – advertising the TV show “Dexter.” “Serial killer expert,” it says. Hm, maybe not a good match there, random-ad-generator!