Cheney will be prez tomorrow

Posted on July 20, 2007 by the sullied cycologist

Tricky Dick will be our esteemed prezident for a couple of hours tomorrow while Bush gets his ass examined during a colonoscopy. somewhere, there will be video. i just don’t want to see it on Youtube.

watch for something crazy to go down tomorrow. steam eruption in NYC? yeah, right. just keeping you on your toes.

peace.

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9 Replies to “Cheney will be prez tomorrow”

Mike from Hell on July 20, 2007 at 5:16 pm said:

Jonny: You might want to make a post tomorrow evening, just so we know that Dick hasn’t shipped you to secret prison in Bulgaria.
John on July 20, 2007 at 5:31 pm said:

Bush’s ass gets examined and gets to be the President at the same time?
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John on July 20, 2007 at 6:56 pm said:

Let me get this straight. Bush’s ass gets to be President while it’s being examined?
Jack on July 20, 2007 at 8:13 pm said:

What will they find up there besides Cheney’s wristwatch? Dosen’t Bush have his head up his ass?
Jack on July 20, 2007 at 10:13 pm said:

What Do You Think They’ll Find In Bush’s ass, besides Dick Cheney’s wrist watch, his head? Isn’t Bush’s head usualy up his ass?
latin on July 20, 2007 at 10:29 pm said:

….hey, I’m getting my ass examined and that godamn dickslap Cheney didn’t even call me…dude, WTF??….
John on July 20, 2007 at 10:39 pm said:

Bush’s ass gets to be President for a couple of hours? What if it takes a huge dump on the Constitution or something?
yogi on July 21, 2007 at 10:53 am said:

Bush is nothing but Cheney’s hand puppet. Cheney must remove hand for Bush’s rectal exam and emerges from the shadows blinking at the bright light of day and realizes he would much rather be behind the curtain. Shit, do you think that ass wants to be on TV every day trying to explain how well the war on terrorism is going? Dick just can’t wait to slip his hand back into the warm darkness of the Curious George sock puppet.