For Sheezy

I’ve got this new site to play around with and I’m like a kid in a candy store.

God damn, pimpin is easy.

Big Daddy Kane didn’t know what he was talking about.

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I haven’t ridden a bike since Saturday. But after eight months of getting fed the piss pipe, last Saturday feels like this morning.

About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA