I was at an event for burritos and beers here, and it got me thinking.
I pee in the sink.
Pretty much anywhere I go, I’ll pee in the sink at some time during my visit. This was in a restaurant, but I do it at friends houses as well. Doesn’t matter. The toilet is fine; it’s not out of necessity or anything.
It’s just something I do.
Thursday, I forgot to lock the door at the restaurant, and a girl walked in on me. At first she was startled, then started talking to me. I think she thought I was washing my hands. Once she saw I had my dick out, she got quiet, FAST. I finished, washed my hands and mumbled something about ‘No Problem, You can watch me, if I can watch you…’ then stumbled back out into the crowd. I didnt see her again, but I did notice some strange looks after that. But I get that all the time.
I also fill my pockets with beers before I leave. At least one for each jacket pocket and one in the hand for the trip home. Or in my bag if I rode there. Guaranteed.
Thursday I killed between 6-8 beers then stuffed my pockets with 6 more. (Dickies jacket with a Mountain Hardware one underneatn, ergo 6 pockets.)
PS: Im just saying; If I show up to your house, Im gonna pee in the sink and raid the fridge when I leave.
What kinda shit do you do regularly when you go out?by