Help Out. All The Cool Kids Are Doing It.

D2, your favorite Drunkcyclist Spore here, fresh off the east coast swing and back in Colorado, doing what I do…which is to say, I’m drinking and generally being a waste of space.

This is important. Let me make sure you know it’s important by doing this:

THIS SHIT IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT! READ THIS, EVEN IF YOU SKIP EVERYTHING ELSE IN THIS POST! 

Okay, now that I have your cloudy, drunk and stoned attention: I’ve been wrenching bikes for Urban Peak, which is essentially a shelter for homeless teens. This program keeps kids from sleeping in gutters, and their new bike program lets kids earn bikes so they can get to school and work throughout the day.

They are in need of some things:

—Bikes

—Tools

—Volunteers who know how to wrench

—Donations of cash

If you can fulfill any of these things, contact me through the contact form here on the site. The bikes don’t need to be fancy…they don’t even need to be in working condition. That’s what I’m here for: to get them up and running. It’s all tax deductible, too.

Help some kids get off the circle. Life can be better than that…improve some kid’s life with a bike. Or better yet, your time.

Public Service announcement over.

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In other news, it just so happens I did a photo shoot the other day, and the model was kind enough to pop on a DC cycling cap. She even posed with the Gunnar CockPound.

Here’s a few samples for those of you who can appreciate such things. For those who can’t, well, go bitch about it in the comments section or something. I’ll be there, sporin’ around, waiting for you patiently. Maybe I’ll go ride in circles in my driveway in the meantime.

This girl was legit. Born and raised in Utah, and knew what she was talkin' about when I pulled out my XC rig. Then she told me she went to the Red Bull Rampage several years in a row. Yeah, she's legit.

I think with a little convincing, we could make her the official Drunkcyclist spokesmodel. Now if only we had anything to say...

 

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About D2

I am a writer and a photographer. I never killed a man in Reno, but I once rode a bike through a casino in Vegas. Bikes are cool, huevos rancheros are for breakfast, whiskey is for dinner. Denver, Colorado, USA

10 thoughts on “Help Out. All The Cool Kids Are Doing It.

  1. Man, she is flat out beautiful. Is that her real eye color?

    Great photo skills, D2.

    Too bad I don’t live in CO, I’d totally come wrench with ya.

  2. hellyes D2. you rock. looks like we’ll both be helping kids get on bikes this summer. xo – judi

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