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A fan of riding bikes with one gear, malt liquor, riding without knowing how many miles I’ve covered, and strip clubs that let you bring your own keg. I typically have a stupid grin on my face, it is because deep down I know that no matter what, my mom thinks I’m cool. Denver, Colorado, USA

11 thoughts on “Thor drops the Hammer

  1. “My name ees THOR and I am heeya to crush yo-a skulls!” (For proper effect, please scream the preceding sentence in the voice of Conan the Barbarian, whilst swinging a giant axe.)

  2. Yeah..super…Thor won the Stage. Proves that A) he is, indeed, a badass, and B) the favorites didn’t want to race today.

  3. I still don’t like him for how he didn’t help Cancellara in Paris-Roubaix.
    Kind of why I giggled some when Moncoutie wouldn’t help him today.

  4. Thor, what is best in life?
    “To crush your enemies, see then driven before you, and hear the lamentations on the domestiques.”

  5. Come on Apis, after his stage 3 performance, you gotta give Thor a little good-teammate credit.

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