From the text files of big jonny

Our man of the world, Dirty Biker, is planning to go big again. All he does is go big.

Heading down to quintana roo and the yucatan to drink cheap beer and chill on empty beaches. This world ain’t gonna see itself.

I wished him well, asking only that he takes only photos and leaves only black eyes.

Don’t need much more than this.

Drunkcyclist.com and Surly.  Lord help us.

Drunkcyclist.com and Surly. Lord help us.

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About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

22 thoughts on “From the text files of big jonny

  1. If you climb any steep hills on dirt, you’re going to wish you had front bags. Rear bags only is not as good as front bags only. I know this for a fact.

  2. Yes, OBVIOUSLY he’s an amateur and has never done anything on a bike, ever. Hopefully he’ll make it out of the parking lot without spontaneously imploding.

  3. I’m just thinkin’ that what we are witnessing here is the advantages of no kids and flexible employment.

  4. Actually, in a time-space continuum, there is no need to pack as he has packed–as the packing will have been unpacked prior to packing. That said, the adventurist who packed will undoubtedly be unpacked although he appears to be packed for travel. This is only true in a time-space continuum. True dat!

  5. Dirty, Enjoy.

    Sammy, that video is just plain retard. Kind of “Get a life, arsehole ” retard.

  6. after watching him kick two lesbians out of a love nest, and get two beers from them in the process just so some crazies could drop a waterfall via kayaks in fossil creek, that man doesn’t need to pack jack shit. ( and yes there is photographic proof somewhere)

  7. “Beer helps” – this is one of my favorite quotes. Beer helps with replacing a radiator. It helps when you need to tear a fender off of a Mercedes. That’s a shit job. Beer helps.
    It won’t help in wiring your ignition, though, I’m afraid.
    “Don’t drink and ink” is my best favorite.

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