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Our man of the world, Dirty Biker, is planning to go big again. All he does is go big.
Heading down to quintana roo and the yucatan to drink cheap beer and chill on empty beaches. This world ain’t gonna see itself.
I wished him well, asking only that he takes only photos and leaves only black eyes.
Don’t need much more than this.
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is it bad that i worry about him now when he goes on these long ass fucking adventures?
Nah, someone should care… Just kidding. He’s a big boy, he’ll be fine.
That there surly have a coupler device on the tt? Well shit howdy.
If you climb any steep hills on dirt, you’re going to wish you had front bags. Rear bags only is not as good as front bags only. I know this for a fact.
And… bring at least 5 spare tubes and a fucking patch kit.
Yes, OBVIOUSLY he’s an amateur and has never done anything on a bike, ever. Hopefully he’ll make it out of the parking lot without spontaneously imploding.
I need priorities like this guy
Via con dios…or dos equis.
Just remember these, and you should be fine:
No me gusta carcel. Yo tengo dinero.
Matt Damon approves of this adventure!
I’m just thinkin’ that what we are witnessing here is the advantages of no kids and flexible employment.
Actually, in a time-space continuum, there is no need to pack as he has packed–as the packing will have been unpacked prior to packing. That said, the adventurist who packed will undoubtedly be unpacked although he appears to be packed for travel. This is only true in a time-space continuum. True dat!
Dirty is my hero when he isn’t living his Clark Kent life.
Speeding Through a Parking Garage on a Flaming Bicycle Is Indisputably Awesome
http://gizmodo.com/5678353/speeding-through-a-parking-garage-on-a-flaming-bicycle-is-indisputably-awesome
Dirty, Enjoy.
Sammy, that video is just plain retard. Kind of “Get a life, arsehole ” retard.
Actually the only item a traveler needs is a towel.
And peanuts. Beer helps, too. Muscle relaxant…
after watching him kick two lesbians out of a love nest, and get two beers from them in the process just so some crazies could drop a waterfall via kayaks in fossil creek, that man doesn’t need to pack jack shit. ( and yes there is photographic proof somewhere)
you got the idea! hells yes for the trip dow mexico way
“Beer helps” – this is one of my favorite quotes. Beer helps with replacing a radiator. It helps when you need to tear a fender off of a Mercedes. That’s a shit job. Beer helps.
It won’t help in wiring your ignition, though, I’m afraid.
“Don’t drink and ink” is my best favorite.
if stop in mazatlan Im here!!
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