Our man is busted up.

Far East DC Correspondent (sure, why not?) Response is busted up. Seems he’s trying to sort out a ride appropriate to his present level of health and wellness.

From: Response
Subject: the best that I deserve?

Them is fighting words!!

Well, i am a fuck up with a broken hand who can’t ride. Maybe I dont deserve better…

Note the bubble wrap.  A touch of class, no?

Note the bubble wrap. A touch of class, no?

One man's trash is another man's treasure.  Or, so they tell me.

One man's trash is another man's treasure. Or, so they tell me.

A follow up email:

I’d laugh to see your 5 foot 17 inch ass on that folding (collapsing) bike.

Only 10 more days, i get my right hand back.

Joy

Best of luck with that recovery, my man. And, best of luck with that bike as well.

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About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

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