This, to my best recollection, is the first “write a caption” deal on drunkcyclist.com. The New Yorker does the same thing, undoubtedly better than we every will. But, you get the idea.
Leave your best lines below in the comment section.
Caption This
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December 27th, 2007 at 1:46 pm
Does my carpet match my handbag?
December 27th, 2007 at 2:02 pm
Ninjas also killed my barber panhandling for karate lessons.
December 27th, 2007 at 2:04 pm
Tokyo’s new policy for the public to deal with homeless issues
December 27th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
“Young lady, I think you can tie your own shoe. And by the way, has anyone ever told you your lame, pink Hello Kitty bag is ugly as shit?”
December 27th, 2007 at 2:43 pm
Hiiiiiiiiya!
December 27th, 2007 at 2:52 pm
Heeey you, look out, I am wheelchair ninja of the north.
I’ll show you. Keeeeeeyaahh, my hello kitty round house is most deadly. You will suffer emabarassment and die a painful death.
December 27th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
“Well Hello Kitty!”
December 27th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
The standards for gynecology have never been high in China
December 27th, 2007 at 3:15 pm
You cannot defeat me when I use the “Krane Tekineeke” silly girl!
December 27th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
if it helps anybody out, the bottom of his sign says “my lover is a handicapped person”
December 27th, 2007 at 3:19 pm
…sorry, NO CAPTION…
…oh, i had one & it was funny, but…
…too racist, too sexist & plainly just a little too dirty…
December 27th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Hi Yaa!
December 27th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Hi Ya roo srant eye bisracth!
December 27th, 2007 at 3:22 pm
No handicapped permit? No parking. No exceptions.
December 27th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
An unfortunate Steven Hawking fails while attempting one of Woody Allen’s Pick-up lines.
December 27th, 2007 at 3:51 pm
No. No. You stupid bitch.
You don’t spread your legs until we get back to my place.
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Best I could come up with…..Sorry, I’m lame at this shit. ha ha
December 27th, 2007 at 3:51 pm
“It’s flied rice, you plick!”
December 27th, 2007 at 3:58 pm
Oh my Gawd.
This is the King of all “Caption This” posts.
December 27th, 2007 at 3:59 pm
I said, you’re in the fucking bike lane, asshole!
December 27th, 2007 at 4:02 pm
upskirt of the day
December 27th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
“Pussy Power Pepper Spray, Activate!”
December 27th, 2007 at 4:09 pm
Dan wins.
December 27th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
I’ll give you a buck of you’ll lick the mud off it.
December 27th, 2007 at 4:39 pm
Drunkenbiker, thanks man. I just threw up.
December 27th, 2007 at 5:22 pm
“Old man. You look so hungry!”
December 27th, 2007 at 5:26 pm
OH, oh, me so horny…
December 27th, 2007 at 5:31 pm
“you silly handicaped person, I quiff in your general direction.”
P.S. I think Dan won.
December 27th, 2007 at 5:33 pm
“An unfortunate Steven Hawking fails while attempting one of Woody Allen’s Pick-up lines”
…
“Dan wins.”
Sorry Dan. King of the Hill always gets challenged. Just not always in the usual way.
ha ha
December 27th, 2007 at 5:39 pm
Dan,
Having examined your blog, East side cyclist, I provide this.
You do know there are larger fonts in this world eh ?
Dear Gawd man. Have some pity on those of us who need magnifying glasses to see a stop sign. I couldn’t read that fucking blog if my life depended on it.
John
December 27th, 2007 at 5:43 pm
Drop a hand full of change or something metal, I think that says it all.
December 27th, 2007 at 6:57 pm
finally found my new fetish…
December 27th, 2007 at 7:24 pm
no..it says “kiss me i’m Irish”!
Yeah, Dan wins….
December 27th, 2007 at 8:43 pm
I caught this handicapped mutherfucker trying to park in one of our spots, so I Sonny CHiba’ed his vegetable ass….
December 27th, 2007 at 9:31 pm
Worst Japanese Schoolgirl fetish shot ever…
December 27th, 2007 at 9:34 pm
Oh yeah…Dan wins.
December 27th, 2007 at 10:47 pm
Two girls, one wheelchair!!
December 27th, 2007 at 11:44 pm
“You really keep your change in there?”
December 28th, 2007 at 12:28 am
incredibly bizarre public abortion?
December 28th, 2007 at 12:31 am
oh… that’s a hello kitty backpack… not a fetus. oops!
December 28th, 2007 at 12:51 am
Give it up grandma, I would die for herro kitty, you would only live for her!!!
December 28th, 2007 at 1:03 am
Like what you see?
December 28th, 2007 at 9:21 am
You want more of this grandma? I gurantee that only one of us is walking away from this one…
December 28th, 2007 at 11:09 am
how the fuck can i compete with these captions? lotsa good ones…afraid to even submit one.
December 28th, 2007 at 11:26 am
Come here little girl, only two of my legs are paralyzed hahahaha
December 28th, 2007 at 12:16 pm
No caption, but the scene reminds me of a series of Hook-Up Skateboard ads from a few years ago.
http://styledepartment.com/files/2007/05/hookups.jpg
December 28th, 2007 at 10:07 pm
Hello Cootchie!
December 29th, 2007 at 9:24 am
I don’t believe you are a gaenacologist and no you can’t have a look
December 29th, 2007 at 10:38 am
A Free Pussy Polish, SCORE!!!
December 29th, 2007 at 11:40 am
“Want a piece of candy little girl?”
December 29th, 2007 at 1:45 pm
There’s no chin beneath Chuck Norris’s beard, only a 10-year old Asian girl.
December 29th, 2007 at 2:50 pm
Fuck you and the wheel chair you rode in on BIATCH!!!
December 29th, 2007 at 10:38 pm
“This is my spot, bitch. Do your crazy Tai Chi somewhere else!”
“Ha! Your kicks do nothing to me! The only place you can hurt me is my heart. And that was destroyed long ago by that whore who was your mother!!”
“If I had known opening your purse would be this hard, I wouldn’t have asked for change.”
“Dammit! My Mother always told me to get the money first! You got sucky-sucky, now pay me you cripple! FUCK YOU PAY ME!”
December 30th, 2007 at 9:59 am
Fuck Off
December 30th, 2007 at 10:54 pm
Gooks Gone Wild!
January 2nd, 2008 at 4:51 am
I have no money but how about this treasure?