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This, to my best recollection, is the first “write a caption” deal on drunkcyclist.com. The New Yorker does the same thing, undoubtedly better than we every will. But, you get the idea.
Leave your best lines below in the comment section.
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Does my carpet match my handbag?
Ninjas also killed my barber panhandling for karate lessons.
Tokyo’s new policy for the public to deal with homeless issues
“Young lady, I think you can tie your own shoe. And by the way, has anyone ever told you your lame, pink Hello Kitty bag is ugly as shit?”
Hiiiiiiiiya!
Heeey you, look out, I am wheelchair ninja of the north.
I’ll show you. Keeeeeeyaahh, my hello kitty round house is most deadly. You will suffer emabarassment and die a painful death.
“Well Hello Kitty!”
The standards for gynecology have never been high in China
You cannot defeat me when I use the “Krane Tekineeke” silly girl!
if it helps anybody out, the bottom of his sign says “my lover is a handicapped person”
…sorry, NO CAPTION…
…oh, i had one & it was funny, but…
…too racist, too sexist & plainly just a little too dirty…
Hi Yaa!
Hi Ya roo srant eye bisracth!
No handicapped permit? No parking. No exceptions.
An unfortunate Steven Hawking fails while attempting one of Woody Allen’s Pick-up lines.
No. No. You stupid bitch.
You don’t spread your legs until we get back to my place.
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Best I could come up with…..Sorry, I’m lame at this shit. ha ha
“It’s flied rice, you plick!”
Oh my Gawd.
This is the King of all “Caption This” posts.
I said, you’re in the fucking bike lane, asshole!
upskirt of the day
“Pussy Power Pepper Spray, Activate!”
Dan wins.
I’ll give you a buck of you’ll lick the mud off it.
Drunkenbiker, thanks man. I just threw up.
“Old man. You look so hungry!”
OH, oh, me so horny…
“you silly handicaped person, I quiff in your general direction.”
P.S. I think Dan won.
“An unfortunate Steven Hawking fails while attempting one of Woody Allen’s Pick-up lines”
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“Dan wins.”
Sorry Dan. King of the Hill always gets challenged. Just not always in the usual way.
ha ha
Dan,
Having examined your blog, East side cyclist, I provide this.
You do know there are larger fonts in this world eh ?
Dear Gawd man. Have some pity on those of us who need magnifying glasses to see a stop sign. I couldn’t read that fucking blog if my life depended on it.
John
Drop a hand full of change or something metal, I think that says it all.
finally found my new fetish…
no..it says “kiss me i’m Irish”!
Yeah, Dan wins….
I caught this handicapped mutherfucker trying to park in one of our spots, so I Sonny CHiba’ed his vegetable ass….
Worst Japanese Schoolgirl fetish shot ever…
Oh yeah…Dan wins.
Two girls, one wheelchair!!
“You really keep your change in there?”
incredibly bizarre public abortion?
oh… that’s a hello kitty backpack… not a fetus. oops!
Give it up grandma, I would die for herro kitty, you would only live for her!!!
Like what you see?
You want more of this grandma? I gurantee that only one of us is walking away from this one…
how the fuck can i compete with these captions? lotsa good ones…afraid to even submit one.
Come here little girl, only two of my legs are paralyzed hahahaha
No caption, but the scene reminds me of a series of Hook-Up Skateboard ads from a few years ago.
http://styledepartment.com/files/2007/05/hookups.jpg
Hello Cootchie!
I don’t believe you are a gaenacologist and no you can’t have a look
A Free Pussy Polish, SCORE!!!
“Want a piece of candy little girl?”
There’s no chin beneath Chuck Norris’s beard, only a 10-year old Asian girl.
Fuck you and the wheel chair you rode in on BIATCH!!!
“This is my spot, bitch. Do your crazy Tai Chi somewhere else!”
“Ha! Your kicks do nothing to me! The only place you can hurt me is my heart. And that was destroyed long ago by that whore who was your mother!!”
“If I had known opening your purse would be this hard, I wouldn’t have asked for change.”
“Dammit! My Mother always told me to get the money first! You got sucky-sucky, now pay me you cripple! FUCK YOU PAY ME!”
Fuck Off
Gooks Gone Wild!
I have no money but how about this treasure?