Caption This

This, to my best recollection, is the first “write a caption” deal on drunkcyclist.com. The New Yorker does the same thing, undoubtedly better than we every will. But, you get the idea.

Leave your best lines below in the comment section.

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About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

55 thoughts on “Caption This

  1. “Young lady, I think you can tie your own shoe. And by the way, has anyone ever told you your lame, pink Hello Kitty bag is ugly as shit?”

  2. Heeey you, look out, I am wheelchair ninja of the north.

    I’ll show you. Keeeeeeyaahh, my hello kitty round house is most deadly. You will suffer emabarassment and die a painful death.

  3. if it helps anybody out, the bottom of his sign says “my lover is a handicapped person”

  4. …sorry, NO CAPTION…

    …oh, i had one & it was funny, but…

    …too racist, too sexist & plainly just a little too dirty…

  5. No. No. You stupid bitch.

    You don’t spread your legs until we get back to my place.

    ————————————————-
    Best I could come up with…..Sorry, I’m lame at this shit. ha ha

  6. “An unfortunate Steven Hawking fails while attempting one of Woody Allen’s Pick-up lines”

    “Dan wins.”

    Sorry Dan. King of the Hill always gets challenged. Just not always in the usual way.

    ha ha

  7. Dan,

    Having examined your blog, East side cyclist, I provide this.

    You do know there are larger fonts in this world eh ?

    Dear Gawd man. Have some pity on those of us who need magnifying glasses to see a stop sign. I couldn’t read that fucking blog if my life depended on it.

    John

  8. I caught this handicapped mutherfucker trying to park in one of our spots, so I Sonny CHiba’ed his vegetable ass….

  9. You want more of this grandma? I gurantee that only one of us is walking away from this one…

  10. “This is my spot, bitch. Do your crazy Tai Chi somewhere else!”

    “Ha! Your kicks do nothing to me! The only place you can hurt me is my heart. And that was destroyed long ago by that whore who was your mother!!”

    “If I had known opening your purse would be this hard, I wouldn’t have asked for change.”

    “Dammit! My Mother always told me to get the money first! You got sucky-sucky, now pay me you cripple! FUCK YOU PAY ME!”