The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure.
Flagstaff, Arizona, USA
That is one GREAT roll !!! This note is coming to ya from a guy that bought himself a new, ergonomic toilet seat for Christmas this year … today I shall wipe my ass in salute to ya !!! And I mean that in the most sincere brotherly way possible.
…big jonny, i know the holidays w/ relatives can get get acrimonious at times but it brings joy to my heart to think you’ll have at least one real satisfying moment every morning…
…wishing you, your family & all the clowns in this DC circus, a great, happy yuletide…i know this site adds something worthwhile to my days & i think thats true for a lotta folks…
…& ‘bestpartofme’…if by ergonomic, you mean padded, then you are about to learn one of man kinds’ best well kept secrets…padded toilet seats DON’T GET ICY COLD overnight…may yer mornings be filled (or unfilled as the case may be) w/ joy !!!…
…thanks for letting me share…peace…
Some of us are programed by our parents, some of us develop our own ideas as we travel through life.
Some of us are programed by our parents, some of us develop our own ideas as we travel through life.
Oh please tell me you mean the apple hasn’t fallen far from the tree.
Apparently not all parents teach their kids how to spell. If you’re going to blast someone keep your dukes up.
The only political statement I ever heard from my fathere was when I was 10 yo and he told some guy in a diner he thought Jimmy Carter wasn’t as bad as people thought.
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That is one GREAT roll !!! This note is coming to ya from a guy that bought himself a new, ergonomic toilet seat for Christmas this year … today I shall wipe my ass in salute to ya !!! And I mean that in the most sincere brotherly way possible.
…big jonny, i know the holidays w/ relatives can get get acrimonious at times but it brings joy to my heart to think you’ll have at least one real satisfying moment every morning…
…wishing you, your family & all the clowns in this DC circus, a great, happy yuletide…i know this site adds something worthwhile to my days & i think thats true for a lotta folks…
…& ‘bestpartofme’…if by ergonomic, you mean padded, then you are about to learn one of man kinds’ best well kept secrets…padded toilet seats DON’T GET ICY COLD overnight…may yer mornings be filled (or unfilled as the case may be) w/ joy !!!…
…thanks for letting me share…peace…
Some of us are programed by our parents, some of us develop our own ideas as we travel through life.
Oh please tell me you mean the apple hasn’t fallen far from the tree.
Apparently not all parents teach their kids how to spell. If you’re going to blast someone keep your dukes up.
The only political statement I ever heard from my fathere was when I was 10 yo and he told some guy in a diner he thought Jimmy Carter wasn’t as bad as people thought.
I would love to wipe my bum with that paper.
That’s the paper I put out for parties…