File this under “what the fuck?”
Good news for men whose penises are either so large or so small that they can’t find a condom to fit them: A German inventor has come up with a sprayed-to-measure system that should ensure a snug fit for even the most unusual sizes.
…To those who doubt his invention, [Jan Vinzenz] Krause points out that inventors and scientists have had to battle skeptics throughout history.
“The theologian Giordano Bruno was burnt as a heretic because he suggested that the earth revolves around the sun,” his institute says on its Web site. “Skeptics have a long history. Those who dare to take new routes have always had to battle the defenders of the status quo.”