To whom it may concern.
I am writing to inform you of the events of the evening November 29, 2007. Mia’s Lounge is lame. I am a long time Shindaggers fan and part-time merch peddler (the Shindaggers have many wonderful t-shirt choices), and I am calling for the community boycott of this new bar. Sure they have 24 beers on tap, but do they allow local culture to let down its proverbial hair and shake it?
“NO” is the answer to that question.
This bar threw me out for throwing a beer can (or three). Was anyone injured? (you may ask.) No. Its not like I threw a bottle, or a paint can, or a refrigerator. Who, I ask, of your mindful readers cares that I threw an empty beer can? This bar does, and frankly I am angry. Sure I got a little drunk, and sure I did throw that can, but who cares? Really? This bar needs to loosen up, relax, and let local culture have a good time.
Citizens of Flagstaff join me as I boycott Mia’s Lounge, and let uptight business owners know just because they open a new (old) bar and repaint the walls doesn’t mean they can stop us from having fun.
The Pineapple, Taxpayer, Citizen.by