This just in, from the Fort Worth Star-Telegram via The San Francisco Chronicle:
Police Cite Man for Watching Porn in Car
Police issued a citation for a man accused of watching pornography on his car DVD player. Cameron J. Walker, 24, of Irving, was issued misdemeanor citations for obscene display or distribution, not having a driver’s license and having an open container of alcohol, Fort Worth police said.An officer on patrol noticed the pornographic images inside the car as it drove by and then parked near a club about 2 a.m. Monday, Fort Worth police Lt. Dean Sullivan said. The images of “multiple naked people” on the 10-inch screen could be seen by someone walking outside the car, Sullivan said.
Could this be the legendary Pope of DrunkCyclist? He who distributes the gluten-free wafers stamped with Jenna Jameson’s visage and the mugs of dago red? I mean, he’s got the open container, the porn, he’s clubbin’. We don’t gotta buy him a Popemobile or nothin’ ’cause he’s already got his own ride.
And there’s the tipoff. This asshat was driving a car. Now, if he’d been on a bike. . . .
November 12th, 2007 at 9:43 pm
i pronounceth thee Pope of all DCdom. hail for he who haveth porn shall bring the popcorn to the strip club parking lot.
November 12th, 2007 at 10:23 pm
Only in Ft. Worth folks…represent!
November 12th, 2007 at 11:44 pm
I’ve been to Ft Worth. Wish I’d had one of those DVD players.
November 13th, 2007 at 4:33 am
Only in Ft. Worth would a cop bother to arrest someone for that bullshit.
At least he didn’t get arrested in Angelo’s parking lot.
November 13th, 2007 at 4:34 am
http://www.angelosbbq.com/
whoops. need more coffee…