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About Pineapple

He tried to call himself, "Malibu." But, you know the rules - you don't get to pick your own nickname. The word "pineapple" came to mind. Sorta tropical, spikey & rough, sweet on the inside. And so a nickname was born. "Bike mechanic, poet, sage, former collegiate hockey star. Ok, maybe not a star." (This should really be updated. He works for New Belguim now.) "i am full time bicycle mechanic, and all around nice guy. like to ride bikes, but not very far. like poetry, candle-light dinners, and short walks on the beach. i don't like getting hassled, and i don't like capitalization." Fort Collins, Colorado, USA

Poem for Thursday – A Walk on Sunday

Posted on March 6, 2008 by Pineapple

more childhood trauma and injury. lately i have been on a roll. A Walk on Sunday Between Crondolet and Forsyth, on Meramec, we could walk Continue reading Poem for Thursday – A Walk on Sunday→

first of all…

Posted on March 4, 2008 by Pineapple

jonny’s monday was so happy he posted that at 9:03 pm. maybe you should get out of bed a little earlier jon. i mean come Continue reading first of all…→

pineapple’s poem for thursday – The Hemophiliac

Posted on February 28, 2008 by Pineapple

The Hemophiliac I don’t think that you can stop the bleeding. All that pressure you muster is only making things worse. The blood is beginning Continue reading pineapple’s poem for thursday – The Hemophiliac→

Thursday’s Poem – Butter or pie

Posted on February 21, 2008 by Pineapple

i know that i put this up as a “prose-ish poem” a few monthes ago, but i just reworked it and now it is a Continue reading Thursday’s Poem – Butter or pie→

let us not forget…

Posted on February 5, 2008 by Pineapple

Judging for the Mustache Contest is Friday night at Pay n-Take. 7pm sharp. Come for the mustaches. Stay for the glory.

poem for thursday.

Posted on January 31, 2008 by Pineapple

Lessons of our Childhood Remember the time the three of us played crack the whip and Greg crashed his bike so bad he had to Continue reading poem for thursday.→

(not really) a poem for thursday.

Posted on January 24, 2008 by Pineapple

Glorious Days Abound. Getting the potato cannon out was a really good idea. We had been drinking for a couple of hours and had like Continue reading (not really) a poem for thursday.→

here is a fun fact…

Posted on January 18, 2008 by Pineapple

big jonny is a in-line-sex-machine.

poem for thursday…hey, i was busy.

Posted on January 18, 2008 by Pineapple

The Momentum There used to be a time in my life when the moment mattered. Now, nothing is moving. Everything is a steady motionlessness. More Continue reading poem for thursday…hey, i was busy.→

poem for thursday

Posted on January 10, 2008 by Pineapple

here are a couple haikus 1. the whistle tips go whoo-whooooo, thats it and thats all. you need whistle tips. 2. the famous big jon, Continue reading poem for thursday→

mustache contest update…

Posted on January 5, 2008 by Pineapple

dont forget about the mustache contest. show up at the pay-n-take monday january 7th 2008 at 7pm freshly shorn. there will be a 5 dollar Continue reading mustache contest update…→

Thursday’s Poem – Dealers of Death

Posted on January 3, 2008 by Pineapple

Dealers of Death They all circled one big round table. The anticipation was alive in the spittle on their lips. No one was talking or Continue reading Thursday’s Poem – Dealers of Death→