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Tag Archives: Blasters

What I drive past every day

Posted on November 21, 2008 by big jonny

What I drive past every day Avalanche, Armada, Navigator. All Black. All sitting on twenties. There is even a Porsche in there somewhere. A black Continue reading What I drive past every day→

Posted in Expressive Rhythmic Literary Work | Tagged Blasters, Rants

Fries with that?

Posted on October 27, 2008 by big jonny

So I’m driving down one of Phoenix’s many fine roadways this morning, spending an hour behind the wheel as I often do. I got passed Continue reading Fries with that?→

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Blasters

Small packages

Posted on August 28, 2008 by big jonny

Small packages Cigarettes are never as fun as you think they’ll be when you light one up. Nothing but disappointment in a small package. The Continue reading Small packages→

Posted in Expressive Rhythmic Literary Work | Tagged Blasters

And so I rode…

Posted on August 18, 2008 by big jonny

I rode a bicycle on Sunday. For an hour. I choose the Surly Steamroller to be the first bike I built up out of the Continue reading And so I rode…→

Posted in Cycling | Tagged Blasters

Eight the hard way

Posted on August 8, 2008 by big jonny

One time out on the road, a few years ago, when I actually rode a bike more than once every two weeks (yeah, it’s that Continue reading Eight the hard way→

Posted in Rants, Video | Tagged Blasters, Email, Rants

The greatest of all time.

Posted on June 26, 2008 by big jonny

Overheard at the bike shop: “What’d he call me?” “Vanilla.” “Why’d he call me Vanilla?” “I dunno. Some kind of put down I guess. Trying Continue reading The greatest of all time.→

Posted in Expressive Rhythmic Literary Work | Tagged Blasters

When in Rome

Posted on May 2, 2008 by big jonny

With all the thinly veiled drug references on the site of late, I thought it appropriate I mention that I woke up a 4:20 this Continue reading When in Rome→

Posted in Rants | Tagged Blasters, Rants

recently i went to austin…

Posted on March 31, 2008 by Pineapple

recently the wife and i went to austin to share in the ever so pleasant nuptials of two friends. this is us (mostly me) on Continue reading recently i went to austin…→

Posted in Drinking | Tagged Blasters

Thursday’s Poem – This cow eats cash

Posted on March 20, 2008 by big jonny

This cow eats cash We couldn’t figure out our phone bill. long distance calls remained unclaimed every month. No one would say, “That was mine.” Continue reading Thursday’s Poem – This cow eats cash→

Posted in Expressive Rhythmic Literary Work | Tagged Blasters

My reputation

Posted on March 12, 2008 by big jonny

You know what I’d really like? Some time to work on some new stories. And poems. And maybe even some laundry. And that bottle of Continue reading My reputation→

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Blasters

A quandary

Posted on March 9, 2008 by big jonny

A quandary I was standing in front of the towel machine, the type that only allows so much of the magic fabric to advance before Continue reading A quandary→

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Blasters

Talent

Posted on March 3, 2008 by Snake

Teacher: I see your talents have gone beyond the mere physical level. Your skills are now at the point of spiritual insight. I have several Continue reading Talent→

Posted in Rants | Tagged Blasters, Rants

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