About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

13 Replies to “I hurt myself today…”

  1. …the ugly world of tickling competitions is riddled w/ the latest, hard to detect desensitizing drugs…

    …don’t waste your cash tryin’ to get involved…

  2. @Bikesgonewild. Please, don’t shit on the dinner table like that.
    This makes me want to go ride. and right now, thats saying a lot.

  3. …okay, okay, i know, code of omerta, deny, deny…all that stuff…

    “yes, i’m looking forward to today’s competition…but the pressure as defending champion has left my body terribly sensitive & i just hope i can withstand the pressure of the pele-tickle-ton…

    …i categorically deny any use of desensitizing body sprays containing cocaine, procaine or anything else the media has accused me of using…

    …i’m a firm believer in the “old school” training methods…ice baths & being flogged w/ nettles…& need i remind you, i’ve never failed a drug test despite that one embarrassing incident”…

  4. dude, cash got his start singing about jesus. it sort of sticks in a certain type of folk. he ruled for sure, but had to watch his mouth for the big man in the linen pants.

    that song and the footage go painfully well together.

  5. Snake,
    I understand Cash’s history. It is lame that he would censor the word shit. Just funny knowing his history. The video and song=perfect match.

  6. I saw this, didn’t get to watch it on here, but I immediately got into my car and cranked that shit up while driving on Johnny Cash Parkway. Incredible fucking cover.

  7. Snake,

    I like your thinking, man. One of the coolest films ever, Snatch.

    “How did you go and lose Gorgeous George? It ain’t like he’s a set of car keys, now is it?”

  8. I still remember where I was when I saw a few of those scenes live. Doped to the gills? I don’t give a shit. That makes me want to ride.