So I stopped the tally for the poster image after 69 comments. I thought that would be appropriate enough.
The winning poster design was NUMBER 8!!!!
Congrats, Number 8. You fought well. Now, until the posters are printed up and for sale, here are two desktop wallpapers for your pleasure. I will put two up per month over the course of several months.
You’ll notice it’s $0.99 to download them; the reason is simple:
ALL PROFITS FROM THE DESKTOP CALENDAR WALLPAPERS WILL GO TOWARD CREATING A DRUNKCYCLIST.COM CALENDAR! Come on, you know you have a buck. Send some cash our way and we’ll get a sick calendar made.

Click on the image to go to the download page or click HERE.

Click on the image to go to the download page, or click HERE.
Yes, just think: a Drunkcyclist.com calendar hanging in your garage/bike shop/porn dungeon all year round! Not a bad investment for $0.99 up front, right?
Now, since I want to make the calendar as badass as possible, I’d like to put y’all to work: I need models. Now, I can easily get models like the ones above, but as everyone knows, real cyclists would be much better. If you are a real cyclist, and if you are female, get in touch with me. If you are a cyclist and you are NOT a female, find a female cyclist, convince her it would be awesome to be in the Drunkcyclist.com calendar, and have that female cyclist contact me. We’ll get the ball rolling as soon as we have some funds to make this happen.
She has a nice turd cutter…momma must be proud.
Is she in the circus? Seriously, I don’t understand why otherwise-pretty girls get themselves marked up like that.
Joe The Electrician, everybody! Looking on the bright side, as always!
…i’m not even gonna say the obvious………
D2 wins…
I’ll just leave this here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo
I already “downloaded”…
Nicely done, el jefe. Nicely done indeed.
Wow. Nice truing stand.
:D
Didn’t see that did you?
You should see my derailleur hanger alignment gauge. Raaawwwrrrrr….
I’m speechless… Thank you so much for sharing your adventures. Keep it on!
@el jefe.
That Monty video was perfect.
@joe
You’re a fucking idiot.
@el jefe.
That link lead me to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqzgcNQHxEg
Momma always said life is like is box of chocolates. There are way too many fucking nuts.
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