From the one and only Dejay:
“Stan’s usually don’t Dick around, but when they do, they Dick around
and around and around…”
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Two Wheels. One Dark Lord.
Two Wheels. One Dark Lord.
From the one and only Dejay:
“Stan’s usually don’t Dick around, but when they do, they Dick around
and around and around…”
Okay, now that’s just Gay.
Standard disclaimer: “not that there’s anything wrong etc…”
I do NOT want to feel like I have to put on my leathers, chaps, harness & cock ring just to go pump a tyre or change a tube.
Stiff rims too…
Dear Gawd.
Something only Joe and Liberace would like.
Stan is very proud of his Angry Inch.
that is NOT the standard valve cap….
I thought those were the new sealant injectors. What a relief!
So THAT’S where the special ingredients is Stan’s cums from!
To inflate, blow here…
“Caution: Not compatible with Schraeder or Presta valves, must inflate with penis pump.” – but it’s not mine, baby, I promise, why would I need one of those, honestly.
That thing’s got at least an inch on me.
Like I always say: I may not be able to dent the bottom of a tuna can, but I sure could fuck up the sides.
@D2
or as they say in the classics,
“You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish”
Very Groucho-esque. Like it.
dirty
What a little PRICK!!
The new meat spin?
I wouldn’t expect anything else from Dejay. Probably made in his own image.
“Lick my Love Pump”
Not to scale.
2012 Rolf Prima Vigor. With a re-designed, pump-free penis valve. Great in urban settings.
Don’t put the cap in your mouth. Choking hazard!
How many grams? (for all of you weight weenies)
Is this from Rapha? Or Assos? What lube is appropriate?
Found! If anyone lost a small penis on the tweed ride last nite, its in good hands.
I heard the carbon fiber version is monocoque and laterallly stiffer. It’s only available in black.
…yes, dear…last night i did say ‘suck’ but today i say ‘blow’…
“Yeah bro, just when I thought things couldn’t get any worse, I find out my new wheelset’s all dicked up!”
i thought i hit something………
It might be short but it’s real skinny.
The team edition has mathcing trim.
What’s next? The racing saddle with the realistic vagina cutout?
Stans: dishing out facials daily!
look out for the spinning money shot!!!
Hey D2… that thing is even smaller than yer dick! Personally, we all know you’re a big, fat dick. Physically, your girl has has publicly mused about yer little, pencil-neck dick. Still waiting to stomp yer meek ass… haven’t forgotten.
Oh dear, obviously they have run out of Pork snacks in the Troll cave.
Obese Robert struts forward, almost a fucking cartoon series.
“Obese Robert”
hehehehehehehehehe
Excuse me, I need to go piddle.
Gee, Bob, you don’t call, you don’t write…I was starting to think you didn’t like me anymore.
Glad to see you back around here. Missed you, honeybunches.
Hurben for the win!
words you never want to hear:
“awww. it’s so cute!”
Cute has gotten me laid more times than you could count.
This shot had me in stitches. What next, just waiting to see the vibrating saddle Ha Ha .. :)
I was gonna flame your ass into the middle of next week. Then it sunk in-you’re a roofer. Go in peace, friend. Call it professional courtesy.
@joe
The only way you could “flame anyone’s ass in to next week” is to bend over, strike a match and let one rip.
why is it pointing down? That’s just weird.
Review by John for Professional Magnum Men’s Personal Vacuum Penis Pump Enlarger with Easy Read Pressure GaugeRating: The pump works very well and I was surprised at the quality of the pump, cylinder and guage. I am very confidant that this unit will last and last.