About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

11 Replies to “As seen in Tucson”

  1. I put my sticker on my car to, ya know, annoy lj.

    I’m petty like that.

    Turtle soup is good.

  2. …as seen in switzerland & paris…cyclings federation’s fucked up farce phenomenally fails fans in france…

    “Contador set for Tour de France as CAS names August dates for appeal”

    Read more: http://www.velonation.com/News/ID/8614/Contador-set-for-Tour-de-France-as-CAS-names-August-dates-for-appeal.aspx#ixzz1Ny06CEvD

    “Prudhomme says ASO won’t block Contador from Tour de France” – “Despite doping positive, Spaniard can compete in 2011 race”

    Read more: http://www.velonation.com/News/ID/8615/Prudhomme-says-ASO-wont-block-Contador-from-Tour-de-France.aspx#ixzz1Ny1Y4ssZ

  3. Also to be seen in Tucson is Chad Beyer. I wonder if snake can grab a few minutes of his time in the next weeks. I mean, I’d love to hear how it (the Giro?) all went down first hand.

  4. …bikemike…there is ‘ridiculous’ & then there is ‘ricodiculous’

    …i guess it speaks volumes that someone is willing to give the guy yet another chance but it’s certainly stretching the bounds of credibility oh so thin…

  5. bgw

    agreed that Meridiana-Kamen must have hearts of gold to give that asshat another chance, but said asshat has obliterated the bounds of credibility. I wouldn’t believe him if he said the sun comes up in the morning.

    Poor Aldo Sassi; he must be spinning in his grave like a fucking gyroscope.

  6. Call me a cynic, but don’t we just dogpile on the riders stupid enough to get caught? …what about the rest who also cheated, but they did it well? Kinda like Joe Kennedy using his ill-gotten gains to get into politics, while the other gangsters go to Alcatraz.

  7. DP

    while i’m sure there’s a lot truth to what you said, w/rico it’s more about his fucking attitude. he signs up w/ Aldo Sassi to ‘prove he can race clean & attempt to untarnish his image’, then (almost as soon as poor Aldo died) he’s rushed to the hospital w/kidney failure; where he told the medical staff he had performed an autologous transfusion with blood he stored himself. THEN he has the balls to lash out at the media for reporting it, saying he did nothing wrong.


  8. …kinda like pissing on aldo sassi’s grave & saying “grazie, sucker…glad i could use you to try & regain credibility”

  9. BikeMike and BGW,
    Correct, there a lot of jerks in the pro ranks..liars and f***in’ liars. Easy to dislike those guys fer sure.

  10. Am I drunk or is that a picture of a bike with v brakes and a wheel with somewhere in the range of 12 spokes?

    Answer 1: yes, im drunk.

    Answer 2: I don’t know. That must be the lightest commuter known to man.