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Pack wads like a cannon.

Posted on January 21, 2011 by Snake Hawk

dudes (ambigously, word is bond), this shit made me LMFAO, okay? i fully blew handroasted local swiss chard all over my maccle Ophone when i saw how much the man is trying to make off my steeze. CAP-IT-OH-LIES, mothersuckazzzz!!!!

go here for more. street level vengeance. always check back because that shit is off the heeze funny, okay? or is it just “meh?” who cares. i rule.

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25 Replies to “Pack wads like a cannon.”

fomenter on January 21, 2011 at 5:19 pm said:

hA! that’s funny shite right there. apparantly Honda didn’t get Stevil’s memo admonishing the use of term “hipster”.
Tony on January 21, 2011 at 6:36 pm said:

Am I the only one annoyed with hipsters? Maybe a clandestine link between hipsters and T-baggers can be arranged. Clueless, young, wealthy phonies interact with clueless, middle-aged, working class stooges to share ideas and cancel each other out. Or maybe a new movement can be created to reflect the total uselessness of both groups?

Call them Tipsters or Me-Partiers or Tbagsters.

Hipsters and T-baggers are like a real foul, smelly fart in an enclosed airless space that just won’t go away.
joetheelectrician on January 21, 2011 at 6:46 pm said:

You’d be surprised how many hipsters you could fit in that roller skate if you run ’em through a woodchipper first.
Snake Hawk on January 21, 2011 at 6:53 pm said:

tony.

it’s not news that hipster rhymes with retard. i’m not saying they are retards. that’s not fair to retards. the aforementioned is one of my favorites groups of discriminees. i’m saying that it rhymes. that’s all. and the odor thingy is like a ski mask. cotton-poly blend of misery wrapped around your face all day. gross. condensation. eww.

meh. whatever.
Tony on January 21, 2011 at 7:21 pm said:

@Snake Hawk Yeah my fart analogy was a tad over the top. And disgusting. And I’ll burn in hell for making that joke. maybe I’ll burn in hell twice.

Your hipster post works well with Judi’s post on Portlandia. IMHO that video, Portlandia:Bicycle Rights is the best satire on hipster bike jerkoffs ever.

Keep flogging dem hipsters
joetheelectrician on January 22, 2011 at 7:17 am said:

Tony, I hear msnbc needs a frothing-mouthed delusional conspiracy theorist to fill Olbermann’s empty chair. You might send ’em a reh-zoo-meh.
-dan on January 22, 2011 at 9:53 am said:

to answer the final question: fudge
Doug P on January 22, 2011 at 10:22 am said:

Oh, I don’t know, I chewed and swallowed my Soumaintrain affiné with no problem. The video was as predictable and boring as the whole hipster schtick. I do like the Portlandia thing tho.
joetheelectrician on January 22, 2011 at 3:11 pm said:

Swallow what now?
Jimmy C on January 22, 2011 at 3:30 pm said:

that is great.
Tony on January 23, 2011 at 3:46 pm said:

hey joetheteabagger…er electrician. Speaking of frothing-mouthed delusional conspiracy theorists, I understand your hero Glenn Beck is looking for a Personal Ball Washer. I can see you now: Rinsing and scrubbing, rinsing and scrubbing. You’ll have to change your name to joetheesteemedpersonalballwasher though

Lewis Black says it best
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T8Gxk7vbec
joetheelectrician on January 23, 2011 at 4:13 pm said:

Tony, I expected a LITTLE something original from YOUR mind, such as it is.

Lewis who? Never heard of him. Reminds me of Andy Rooney if he had Tourette’s syndrome.
joetheelectrician on January 23, 2011 at 4:15 pm said:

Cripe, I just got a thought-Wonder what Tony would do if someone told him “Lighten up, Francis”?
Tony on January 23, 2011 at 4:18 pm said:

@joe That’s as good as it gets from my drain-bamaged mind.

Remember Joe, it’s all comedy, just comedy.
BackRoadBandit on January 23, 2011 at 6:21 pm said:

I like silly hats.
joetheelectrician on January 23, 2011 at 7:57 pm said:

Why am I not laughing?
BackRoadBandit on January 24, 2011 at 4:39 pm said:

“Why am I not laughing?”

Because you don’t like silly hats I suspect.
joetheelectrician on January 24, 2011 at 6:20 pm said:

Ummmm, “Lighten up Francis”. Or something.
Tony on January 24, 2011 at 6:31 pm said:

@BackRoadBandit I think joethebeautician doesn’t like anyone or anything.
Except for Glenn Beck’s bullocks. He loves them spunk-holders. Rinsing and scrubbing. Rinsing and scrubbing. Rinsing and scrubbing.

Just don’t get on joethemortician’s bad side. Or he’ll chastise you mightily with a confused response. Or something.
buddy on January 24, 2011 at 9:31 pm said:

Joe, don’t take any guff off Backroadbandit. I happen to know he likes drinking earl grey while riding his fixed gear around in skinny jeans…
Hurben on January 24, 2011 at 9:36 pm said:

What the hell?

If he was the real deal he’d be drinking RooiBos!

Man’s nothing but a charlatan
Hurben on January 24, 2011 at 10:42 pm said:

And for BGW’s sake, I don’t mean that he was in the house band at the Red Dog Saloon, I meant that Earl Grey is so Last week
bikesgonewild on January 24, 2011 at 11:24 pm said:

…yo, hurben…damn, never saw ‘the charlatans’ & definitely wish i had…

…earl grey = no way, too much tanic acid…

…i actually tried south african ‘rooibos’…kinda harsh on my system & being an ol’ ‘yerba mate’ drinker for like 30+ years i’m stickin’ with what works for me…hits the spot, mate…
Hurben on January 25, 2011 at 12:10 am said:

Hey BGW,

Sounds like you got some of the cheap shit, Rooibos should not be harsh.

Send an postal address to my email & I’ll get a pack of the genuine article off to you.
joetheelectrician on January 25, 2011 at 6:35 am said:

Around here if it ain’t ice cold and so sweet it sets your teeth on edge, it ain’t tea.