About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

61 Replies to “Floyd wants to pay it back”

  2. STM,

    You write:

    ” … this is a last ditch effort to reach out to (us) before he blows his fuckin head off . any psyc doctor just looks at this and says he is days away from his last suicide break away …………”

    Is writing that you did not ENcourage it your manly way of owning it? A real man would admit it was fucked up or at least sack up and own it. You chose neither. But wow, you got Floyd to respond…PROUD of ya’ .

    I have a BA and grad degree in psych biatch. There are clinical terms for what you “tipe”. it is your passive aggressive way for you get attention. It’s out of context. For the lamen it’s fucked up and PUSSY to say that others caused you to write something like that, pull Littlejar in.

    I say Floyd has Balls the size of church bells, you say BB’s. Fine. Find it ironic that you say that about Floyd when you can’t even claim your own actions. At least he is. You need to trade your Mangina for a sack dude. Own your words.

    Your prolly one of those D-bags that fakes a mechanical in a race or has an excuse every time you get dropped…then go home and kick your dog…prolly a fucking toy poodle.

    unreal dude.

  3. Hey Jonny
    You should create a bike bitchslap lifestyle show.
    Who’s the man who’s the pussy?
    You have a cast…well i can pick out the obvious.
    The only other obvious would be M Creed.
    We could do a piece like ‘the ringer’ were everyone shows up in portland and force them into crosstard.
    I know that is not acceptable, but it is funny shit!
    take care big

  8. somewhere Vino is wearing a jersey with his face on it remembering back to stage 12 of the tour and smiling.

  9. …IF you’re gonna try & learn from the best, ‘berto, ie: bruyneel & armstrong, then you gotta pay close attention…

    …always make a checklist – check…

    …never, ever admit to being wrong – check…

    …threaten to sue any & all ‘exposure’ media sources – check…

    …never ‘use’ in front of teammates unless you trust them explicitly – check…

    …remember ‘use’ rule carefully, it may come back to bite you – check…

    …be careful where you dispose of ‘equipment’ – check…

    …remember ‘disposal’ rule, it may come back to bite you also – check…

    …this one is new, ‘berto…learn about ‘plasticizers’ – check…

    …draw small amounts, remember the biological passport – check…

    …infuse small amounts, remember the biological passport – check…

    …always, always make sure the blood being drawn is absolutely clean – check…

    …ahhh, ‘berto…how do you say “DOH !!!“ in spanish ???…

  10. …oh, & ‘berto ???…

    …always share your prize money with ‘everyone’, again, that’s ‘everyone’ on the team, riders & support staff ‘because they will fuck you in the end’ if not…(pointed out by a friend)…

    …si – check…

  11. …btw…that landis interview is as real as it gets from my p.o.v….honest, no sensationalism, just a glimpse into the mind of a guy who let stuff get away from him & now he’s man enough to try & reel it back in despite knowing he’s gonna take a lotta shit for it for years to come…

    …props, floyd…

    …team rideclean reaches for a new & higher level…total props, guys…jake the snake needs a drunkcyclist warm-up top for pre-race…“sorry, coach…couldn’t find my ‘rideclean’ warm-up but i got my team jersey on, don’t worry”…