About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

12 Replies to “Swimming laps in man chowder”

  1. That, seriously, is about the gayest thing I’ve ever seen. Aside from, you kmow, actual gay porn. Whatever the line is, that fucking image blurs it…

    Wow.

    I don’t know whether to buy a Cannondale or a tub of ass lube after that.

  2. …i believe if you buy a lampre ‘team edition’ cannondale they not only throw in a tub (or tube – your choice) of ass lube but you get a certificate for 20% off on one of those hot tub/man chowder bowls as well…

    “man chowder” ???…now THAT, sir, is sick !!!…creepily creative in a gay sort of way (time for the ubiquitous – “not that there is anything wrong w/ that”) but decidedly SICK…

    …can’t help myself from just sayin’…

  3. I think Simoni would just as soon drown the son of a bitch who stole his 2004 Giro title from him as, well, sit there and smile for the camera.

    Personally, I think Cunego was just better than his team captain that year. And the team did what they had to do to win – back the young gun one he showed promise and let Simoni claw it back if he could. He tried. And he couldn’t. Game. Set. Match. Team take the win, clumsy hot tub photo shoots to follow.

    And one hell of a race for us spectators.

  4. “I think Simoni would just as soon drown the son of a bitch who stole his 2004 Giro title from him as, well, sit there and smile for the camera.”

    Jonny— Look at that photo again. Don’t you mean ‘bitch,’ rather than ‘son of a bitch?’ A narrow point of rhetoric perhaps, but hey, someone’s gotta keep youse honest.