I used to work with this guy back in the day. Loony as a bird. But once in a while something would come out of his mouth that was pure genius. One day he tells me “Don’t stop till the blood on your sword is the blood of the king”. The way that I interpreted this was dont ever stop fighting till you own the place.
How about you? What have you heard that stuck with you?
Snake
For all the drama and BS that gets thrown at people; it is a motivator or an excuse, you decide.
It’s all fun and games until yer roomate goes hoggin’ and breaks a leg off the couch. – anyone at 1429 Roberts Road (across from the Fratersons) circa 2000’s
“cogito ergo sum”
“I think therefor I am”
– Rene Descartes
You can’t argue with crazy…
From “The Shawshank Redemption”: Get busy living or get busy dying.
A true man will always face the music, even when he doesn’t like the tune.
-Unknown
Be the change you want to see in the world.
-Ghandi
Drink more, eat less.
-Personal Motto
“Digging up an old turd is only gonna make it stink again.”
from my older next door neighbor.
Don’t reinvent the wheel; just ROLL the motherfucker!
Yee-haw.
“If we can’t sit at the table of Democracy, then we’ll knock the fucking legs off.” James Forman
Keep bobbin’ on the knobin’
Pete Shaw
“I’ve been married a long time, but it only seems like 5 minutes…………underwater.”
Unknown old man who’d been married for 65 years.
” you can pull a freight train with a pussy hair ” Unknown victim………
“A cross bike is like the taint of a woman. Its right in between two good things, but you can’t do anything with it.” — retired bike shop owner
Irrationally held truths may be more harmful than reasoned errors.
Size is not grandeur, and territory does not make a nation.
Thomas Huxley
“shit the bed again”
“quit blowing smoke up my ass”
“well fuck me running”
somtimes, the customer is always right – Ray Florman owner A-1 bicycles St. louis MO
“Integrity is doing the right thing when no one is looking” – Who knows and me.
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy” – Ben Franklin
“You’re the product of a clown-car fuck” – my dad to me and my brother at various times in our lives.
Res firma mitescere nescit. (Latin)
Once you’ve got it up, keep it up.
-From the movie American Flyers
If the shit fits, wear it…..
and….from the greatest movie of all time, ‘Withnail and I’,
‘We want cake, and we want the finest wines known to humanity, and we want them here and we want them NOW…’
“You can’t swing a dead cat without hitting a _______” fill in the blank with whatever asshatery is currently pissing you off
who you calling crazy?
Livin’ in fear is just another way of dyin’ before your time. – DBT
One from a cyclist:
Life is too short for any man
to hold bitterness in his heart
-Marshall “Major” Taylor
From a brilliant young lady desrcribing her current hangover:
“I feel like a bag of smashed kittens”
The mental picture speaks a thousand words….