Late Friday afternoon

Saw a kid at Bell & Scottsdale sitting at a bus stop in white face paint. Like, full on thick heavy face paint. There was a fair bit of black around his eyes. It was a like a mask. He was looking down and I was going forty, so it I was a fleeting glance at best. But, a memorable one. Over one hundred outside degrees, he’s standing in the sun, on the side of the road, in full face paint. Is there a new Crow movie coming out? Is Insane Clown Posse on tour? Is there some third option an old square guy like me hasn’t even caught wind of yet?

And, I need to know, is face paint the new fixed gear? Steal your little sister’s pants and her makeup? Brakeless and faceless?

About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

6 Replies to “Late Friday afternoon”

  1. New DC sticker – big kitchen running with a cleaver…riding a bike drunk with beercans leaving a trail with clever in teeth like how rambo swims. go big kitch!