About big jonny
The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure.
Flagstaff, Arizona, USA
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How’d you figure out my outfit for SSWC09?!?!
When you don’t have time to wait for “Swamp-ass.”
How did they get the HuskyMidget to talk about his days living with Jonny? Wasn’t BJ’s nickname supposed to be a national secret?
When you don’t have time to wait for “Swamp-ass.”
Meet the NEW IMPROVED STD cover up. We can still cuddle.
Just say’n
Who wears hot pants? WE WEAR HOT PANTS!
“slenderize exactly where you want “
you laugh now, but you’ll be jealous on those long, cold chairlift rides come February.
Forget chamis, I want air ride!
…forget the “health” benefits, those are stylin’…
…how about a contest…25 words or less, why i want “wonder sauna hot pants“…i can only imagine that everyone here covets those baby’s…
I think I just found my next camelbak bladder! (Or my new Whizzinator reservoir.)
Gonna need these for SSWC09… as padding. The course is ridiculously steep and rocky. Huge sections of hike-a-bike, unrideable steeps, and prone to bottlenecks (especially since the # of riders was not capped). Lame.
I wanna see one made out of sausages
“I’m losing weight AND cooking a pot roast in my new Crotch Pot!”
Tennis Helmets.
those are gayer than a leather rainbow. (no offense, dad!)
Where’s the matching shirt?
hetero version of butt darts
Dr. Oz was a male model to get through med school?
Hot dogs, Armour Hot Dogs
What kinds of kids eat Armour Hot Dogs?
Big kids, little kids, kids who climb on rocks
fat kids, skinny kids, even kids with chicken pox
love hot dogs, Armour Dot Dogs
The dogs kids love to bite!
Shawn FTW.
I was skeptical until I saw they were approved by the AAU/USA. My doubt is gone.
If they made hats it might explain some of the comments on this site. But, as they apparently don’t, those comments and commenters remain unexplainable.
just dropped by the site to see what it was over here that was driving 1/3 of my site’s traffic. now I know.
When your balls aren’t sweaty enough on their own.
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If those are the “Long”, one wonders what the “Short” look like.
“Honey i’m still looking for that easy to inflate valve, could you blow it for me?”