This is my new favorite video of all time. There is so much shit going on in this one, I don’t even know where to start. The voice. The glasses. The muscle bound retardedness. The “baby blue” line. The “shaking that ass” line. The “can’t wait to watch this on fucking youtube” line. It is glorious.
Destined to be a classic may just be an understatement.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RfUMBgfhn0[/youtube]
Jersey, yo. Off the chain. Reminds me of some of the people I went to high school with in Pennsylvania. And, coincidentally, why I went to college in Arizona. Distance does make the heart grow fonder.
They also remind me of my man the Husky Midget. Big time.
Shit, not only are these guys members of the Husky Midget Fan Club, three are founding members and the one behind the wheel is the president.
what the fuck was that….
Is that one of those “clubs” where if you don’t play along, you get beat to shit? Jeesus. I never want to go to Jersey. Ever.
Guido Beach is the best thing ever. The last minute is pure gold.
Damn that’s funny. And sad. Very very sad.
Nice Hyundai.
jersey needs to be nuked from orbit. it’s the only way to be sure.
no doubt, pfaff. if those bitches spent a little less on Ed Hardy hats, pec implants and creatine, they might’ve been able to afford, say, a Rav4.
C’mon, Gnome. you, me & an Elantra. I’ve got a free case of Ripped Force Strawberry Smash and a sleeve of pink plastic cups. Let’s tear it up.
Haha, I drove an elantra when I was 16.
However, I assure you the words “Yo bro, let’s go shoppin for some tank tops” was never uttered inside it.
Paybacks are a bitch BDJ. Them Guido chicks know how to fight. Thank god my ma’s Irish. I’d like to see a youtube of those dudes in the car drop “waterfall” on some Next full susp. bikes. That would almost be as funny.
FIVE TALL BOYS OF FULL THROTTLE!!
I think I can take him on the dance floor.
Guido’s got some moves!
I love how 2 chicks start fighting and it’s like a magnet for the whole beach. Within a minute it’s a full on riot.
Then the one guido who’s gotta be on camera in front of it all.
Good stuff.
Makes me hate being from NJ. Ugh.. So happy I left that toilet 10 years ago.
Jersey born and raised and these comments are stupid.
Every state has it’s fucktards.
Ours have big pecs and little brains.
What do they have in AZ or wherever your at now ?
Besides. I bet 95% of these assholes are really NY. Most likely Staten Island.
Instead of “The Garden State,” the license plate motto should be, “The Tardin’ State.”
You’re actually right Colonel. Just change the clothes and the accent and those twats are everywhere… I’ll still rag on Jersey for Guido Beach though…
AZ is home of Whiskey Tango Kernel. Don’t you fagedaboudit.
Like those fools ain’t Whiskey Tango…
Being from the jersey shore
I laughed..
I laughed a little more
then I vomited..
then I vomited a lot more….
fuck that place!
You are stupid for picking such a video to post up. And, I am very stupid to be making a comment to this. Can’t you do better than that, though?
…so…those vid’s were real, huh ???…WOW !!!…amazing…
…amazingly fucking sad…
…btw…i don’t think posting them is sad, just the content…
…s’good to know what the world is populated w/ so as to be able to avoid certain species…
Buttshine, welcome to Drunkcyclist. The Cold War’s over. It’s okay to laugh here, and I promise, the Stasi won’t hear you.
Colonel, sucks to be offended. Especially by such a panel of otherwise respectful and sensitive philanthropists. Just be glad you’re not from Texas.
Reminds me of the old Adam Sandler SNL line “IROC = Italian Retards Out Cruisin”.