Why do the race when you can buy it?

Whats the big fuss over Leadville Trail 100? If you want one and you couldn’t pedal fast enough then just buy one!!

Snake

12 Replies to “Why do the race when you can buy it?”

fuck – someone beat my $6.66 bid.

Haha, from the auction:

Q: Are you selling your grandpa’s purple heart too!?!?

A: Yes, that can be arranged. I also have some of your wife’s underwear for sale. and some of my toenail clippings.

Silver goes for about $14.5/oz. These things have to weigh many ounces, so if he doesn’t get at least $100 each, I’d melt them and sell the silver.

looks like a DC jersey in one of the pics….

man that picture of the girls on the kegs is hot! not sure what it has to do with the buckle, but who cares.

wait, how do i bid for the girls n’ kegs?

if you want to mess with someone in NE MPLS bring it!! F U blond dred hipster!! and your surly friend at grumpy’s!! reply please!!

So these dudes pull up to the local coffee shop with dirt bikes on the car rack. Fuckin nice bikes. Poured a lot of money into these clean (hint) bikes. Had all the name brand clothing. We split, and went for a ride. On the way back, about 4 hours later, we see the car still parked. Walked inside trailing mud and sure as shit these dudes were still “talking bikes”and looking good. Wish I coulda hooked them up with a belt buckle. Pretty little things with highlights in their hair, soft hands, fair skin. Makes me remember cold nights in a Mexican prison……but that story is for another time.