About big jonny
The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure.
Flagstaff, Arizona, USA
Shut the fuck up Donny!
“Hey, careful, man, there’s a beverage here!”
“I’m the Dude. So that’s what you call me. That or His Dudeness… Duder… or El Duderino, if, you know, you’re not into the whole brevity thing”
and Tyler Hamilton’s first attempt to explain the DHEA positive:
“Well, sir, it’s this (D)rug I have. It really tied the room together”
Nice marmot.
“… He’s a nihilist.”
“Ah, that must be exhausting.”
“You mark that frame an 8, and you’re entering a world of pain.”
The Dude Abides
“Smokey, this is not Nam, this is bowling. There are rules.”
“But I..”
“A world of pain…”
I used to ride bro ! It was back in the day , hard tails , flex stems , sun tour man , ya know . We did some hallucegens . Oh the beer , ya beer too ! We were on the axis and there were super novas on the white rim , yo , Ya Gary and Todd and us ……..
…know where I can find a cash machine around here?
the plane has crashed into the mountain.