Titus Riddler Single Speed Mountain Bike For Sale

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From: Lopo Pozzle
Subject: hidee hoo
Hey there BJ. I just wanted to say what’s up…

aaaannnddd….I was wondering if I could get a Favor. I just listed my favorite bike ever on e bay. I know I know…I’m gonna regret it later…but…some shit went down and I’m goin’ in for [edited out personal medical issue stuff – jonny] tomorrow morning. Needless to say…My dirtbag lifestyle is showing and I am broke as a joke after all this…so…could you post this maybe and let people know that not only are they getting a great ride…but a bag full of love sent from the chilly northern rockies as well. Thanks Jonny. Hope the sunshine is treatin’ you all well!!!

Lopo

PS- here is the link cgi.ebay.com

Nice girl. Nice bike. Girl needs money. Could be your bike. That’s about it in a nutshell.

About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

3 Replies to “Titus Riddler Single Speed Mountain Bike For Sale”

  1. Don’t know her but wish her well….

    also wonder if Bob know’s that she’s sell his nuts w/ the bike…

    sorry, i had to.

  3. I’m not sure if she’s single or not, but she swings from the left side of the plate, generally, if you know what I’m sayin’.

    And since a nic like “Sngltrckrdr” is pretty much gender neutral: Good luck!