My brain’s still swimming
in the fetid, swampy foam
of last night. Fuck, man.
About Snake Hawk
good, bad, funny, sad, stupid, rad, has, had.
non-joining funhaver from coast to coast(er brake).
buster of the chops, drawer of the logos.
North Carolina, USA
Write the right things
foamy ramble in mah brain
last night? can’t say.
What the fuck, wanker?
Call that garbage poetry?
Couldn’t hold my pen.
Fucking gnome is drunk
Couldn’t haiku sorry ass
Out of paper bag
Oh, 5 7 5 eh?
Anyone by the name Dave
should try to know that
Christkindles Gluhwein
Toasty German Christmas treat
Warms my gut and soul
Jesus, Gnome, get real
Fancy a calculator?
Math beyond your skills
Why do these wind up
a Dave versus Gnome grudge match?
Wha’d I miss? Do tell!
shoe flinging writer
hero of the entire world
buy that man a beer
Just cracked the jar seal
Holiday apple moonshine!
Spirit of the South.
I’m dave. No, I’m dave.
Fetish of the underworld.
blog god damnit. Blog.
Foggy from ‘shine now…
More Daves than one or just Gnome?
At war with oneself?
Gnome and Dave tis true
Crackheads both they are
Thanks for laugh anyway
…there once were two bloggers from ‘staff,
who’s mutual hate was a laugh,
the gnomer said “queer,
you drink sissy beer”,
so the two of ’em shared a carafe…
BGW wins with a limerick!
…i figured a ‘limerick’ was just an irish haiku…
bgw, at work today I was trying to explain to a dunderhead (fellow dunderhead, actually) what a haiku is. Were your description at hand, it would have saved exasperation on both sides.
i ride a 29
suck my cock you fucking cunt
jb my #igga
saw this one coming
Reid spends seconds foolishly
stopped at the goal line
it’s time again, dude.
clenched fist, crushed can, shattered dreams,
face down in the yard.
Write the right things
foamy ramble in mah brain
last night? can’t say.
What the fuck, wanker?
Call that garbage poetry?
Couldn’t hold my pen.
Fucking gnome is drunk
Couldn’t haiku sorry ass
Out of paper bag
Oh, 5 7 5 eh?
Anyone by the name Dave
should try to know that
Christkindles Gluhwein
Toasty German Christmas treat
Warms my gut and soul
Jesus, Gnome, get real
Fancy a calculator?
Math beyond your skills
Why do these wind up
a Dave versus Gnome grudge match?
Wha’d I miss? Do tell!
shoe flinging writer
hero of the entire world
buy that man a beer
Just cracked the jar seal
Holiday apple moonshine!
Spirit of the South.
I’m dave. No, I’m dave.
Fetish of the underworld.
blog god damnit. Blog.
Foggy from ‘shine now…
More Daves than one or just Gnome?
At war with oneself?
Gnome and Dave tis true
Crackheads both they are
Thanks for laugh anyway
…there once were two bloggers from ‘staff,
who’s mutual hate was a laugh,
the gnomer said “queer,
you drink sissy beer”,
so the two of ’em shared a carafe…
BGW wins with a limerick!
…i figured a ‘limerick’ was just an irish haiku…
bgw, at work today I was trying to explain to a dunderhead (fellow dunderhead, actually) what a haiku is. Were your description at hand, it would have saved exasperation on both sides.
i ride a 29
suck my cock you fucking cunt
jb my #igga
saw this one coming
Reid spends seconds foolishly
stopped at the goal line
it’s time again, dude.
clenched fist, crushed can, shattered dreams,
face down in the yard.